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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Thanatos
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    Yes, My Rope Really Is Magical by Sylvester Hands

    Killing Goliath: My Heroic Exploits With My Catapault by Sylvester Hands

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      Skarkill
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      "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill

      I don't get this joke.

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        zzt
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        Sorry, Skarkill... I would search for posts, and often times I'd see posts by you with everything being said in quotes. shrug Guess that one's not really true, then.

        How to Cook Your Very Own Life Force Pie by Tim Child

        Why I Surrendered After Season 8by Lord Fear

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          LordF
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          Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.

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            zzt
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            Exactly why it's a thin book! 😛

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              MoanaLiza
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              Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.

              sighs he still ain't gotit!

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                HStorm
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                Please LF, try and understand it! I don't want to keep explaining it to you, not after four months... pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse!!

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                  Visage
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                  A guide to frequent posting by me, sorry guys, have been reading them really

                  The Alexander technique: A guide to clear, calm self-expression and fully comprehensible projection by Heggaty and Ah Wok

                  Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg

                  Why we just love Lord-Fear by the Talkknightmare community (Purely here for the parallelism, not raking it up!)

                  A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:

                  Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton

                  Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear

                  The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula

                  Five steps to a direct and concise writing style by Skiprazor (Don't get me wrong, I like it!)

                  Why ordinary, human characters are so much fun to play By me (Hordriss/Visage/Zeriphel)

                  Ridolpho: The worst character ever by Dimension Girl

                  And, just because the characters established here will be feeling left out....

                  Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack

                  Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill

                  Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.

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                    Skarkill
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                    Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton

                    I'm sure I have no Idear what you are talking about.

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                      *How To Disguise Yourself Successfully * - Hordriss

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                        FrightKnight
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                        Call me Moley by Motley

                        • Come to think of it, call me Fight Knright* by FrightKnight
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                          SemtexJack
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                          Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack

                          Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.

                          Oi. Damn cheek!

                          Hmmmm. The Revellers, I quite like that.

                          Why using the word passe (I'm aware that I cannot be bothered with the acute accent on it) makes you sound like a Toff by Visage

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                            HStorm
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                            The Hordriss Guide To Taking A Joke.

                            The Motley Guide To Telling A Joke.

                            The Sylvester Hands Guide To Understanding A Joke.

                            The Mogdred Guide To Spotting A Joke When It Walks Up And Punches You In The Gob.

                            The Sidriss Guide To Not Being The Butt Of A Joke.

                            A Treatise On The Importance Of A Professional Developing His Own Material, by Motley.

                            A Guide To Spelling Fellow Posters' Names Correctly, by Snowwiewolf.

                            A Guide To Taking Stick As Well As You Dish It Out, by Elita.

                            Walking Tall, by Pixel.

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                              Fidjit
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                              Motley's guide to baking pies!

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:

                                Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen

                                How to be modest by Hordriss

                                The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)

                                Playing by the rules by Lord Fear

                                Magic for beginners by Sidriss

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                                  HStorm
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                                  Advanced Netiquette For Making A Big Hit When You Join A New Forum, by Lord-Fear/Melly/Homophobic-Cowardy-Custard-Person.

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                                    FrightKnight
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                                    Still touching that nerve. Never mind, he's gone now.

                                    There's only 2 lord Fears!

                                    My time on University Challenge by The Brochollan (the KM character, not the forum member!)

                                    My extensive collection of wardrobe garments, full of variety by, well, quite a lot of them actually. Surely Scaramonger and Treguard could afford to change clothes more than once every 2 years?

                                    Tap-dancing skills by Oakley

                                    Of course I can still see my feet! by Brother Mace

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                                      TheBrollachan
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                                      Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).

                                      Staying in the troll pens by the Brollachen

                                      (I suspect someone wishes that I did what the book said, however then it wouldn't be a short book.)

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        How to live a happy life by the Gargoyle

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                                          HStorm
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                                          The Art Of Self-Consistent Script-Writing, by Tim Child.

                                          Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

                                          Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Resorting To Inappropriately Derivative Script-Writing, by Adam Battersby.

                                          Remembering Faces, by Grimaldine.

                                          Recognising The Right Time And Place For Gloating, by Lord Fear.

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