The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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*How to live without "dangerous friends" * by me
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A guide to frequent posting by me, sorry guys, have been reading them really
The Alexander technique: A guide to clear, calm self-expression and fully comprehensible projection by Heggaty and Ah Wok
Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg
Why we just love Lord-Fear by the Talkknightmare community (Purely here for the parallelism, not raking it up!)
A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:
Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton
Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear
The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula
Five steps to a direct and concise writing style by Skiprazor (Don't get me wrong, I like it!)
Why ordinary, human characters are so much fun to play By me (Hordriss/Visage/Zeriphel)
Ridolpho: The worst character ever by Dimension Girl
And, just because the characters established here will be feeling left out....
Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
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Call me Moley by Motley
- Come to think of it, call me Fight Knright* by FrightKnight
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Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
Oi. Damn cheek!
Hmmmm. The Revellers, I quite like that.
Why using the word passe (I'm aware that I cannot be bothered with the acute accent on it) makes you sound like a Toff by Visage
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The Hordriss Guide To Taking A Joke.
The Motley Guide To Telling A Joke.
The Sylvester Hands Guide To Understanding A Joke.
The Mogdred Guide To Spotting A Joke When It Walks Up And Punches You In The Gob.
The Sidriss Guide To Not Being The Butt Of A Joke.
A Treatise On The Importance Of A Professional Developing His Own Material, by Motley.
A Guide To Spelling Fellow Posters' Names Correctly, by Snowwiewolf.
A Guide To Taking Stick As Well As You Dish It Out, by Elita.
Walking Tall, by Pixel.
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Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:
Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen
How to be modest by Hordriss
The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)
Playing by the rules by Lord Fear
Magic for beginners by Sidriss
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Still touching that nerve. Never mind, he's gone now.
There's only 2 lord Fears!
My time on University Challenge by The Brochollan (the KM character, not the forum member!)
My extensive collection of wardrobe garments, full of variety by, well, quite a lot of them actually. Surely Scaramonger and Treguard could afford to change clothes more than once every 2 years?
Tap-dancing skills by Oakley
Of course I can still see my feet! by Brother Mace
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Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).
Staying in the troll pens by the Brollachen
(I suspect someone wishes that I did what the book said, however then it wouldn't be a short book.)
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