Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[HStorm]

Semtex Jack: "Don't know. Right, I'm off to get to the other side."

Mephisto: "Gah, the producers made it wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay too easy for the chicken to find the other side. I bet the whole road-crossing was fixed."

Modeski: "To look for a toilet that isn't just a hole in the ground."

[Pipmuk]

Go on Hstorm, try and do one for me....

I have to say is there anyone in the challenge forum that you havent done yet?

Boyard Queen: Because it wanted to watch Fort Boyard. But its not on!!! Help!!!

[Lowebo]

I haven't answered this/been mentioned!! Hmph!

Because it was pissed and couldn't walk in a straight line.

Because it saw Barry coming and didn't fancy a chat.

It didn't. I caught it first.

[HStorm]

Who are you doing an impression of with those ones?

Pipmuk: "Chicken cross...? Lol! Nice one, Billy. Oh you're not Billy? Sorry, I'm just used to Billy making the wisecracks round here."

(As recommended to me on the Challenge forum by Pipmuk.)

[Lowebo]

Well, because it's my first mention it's my own answer lol!

Emii: To get to the boarding school!

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Challenge Forums:

thecrystaldaze: To Meet Richard O'Brien!

ultimatesurvivor: cuz i fink dat its wot it wud wnt 2 do cuz its soooo cleva innit.

[HStorm]

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

[zzt]

ZZT: To escape the haunting that was chasing it. Hey, if I saw a floating skull, I'd run too!

[Lowebo]

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

And got run over by me in an 18-Wheeler. Shame.

[LordF]

Fatilla: To get blipped and bloped.

Lord Fear: To get insulted and gloated at.

[TheBrollachan]

Brollachan: "I hunger knowledge, what is a chicken?"

[Pipmuk]

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Ummm nope. Ive never spoken to him. ever. so there

[Lowebo]

lol! Should do - when he's leaving, hug him, and then you can have I've hugged a winning dungeoneer!! ok, im getting tired now... bedtime???

[HStorm]

Sleegol: "To attend the helmet-kissers' convention. SUCK MY CHICKEN!!!"

[FrightKnight]

Crude, and not wide of the mark, HStorm...

[MoanaLiza]

back to the Challenge forum

armygirl@babe.cool: ta c if had ny gud news cuz im sooo bored at da mo

Sexy_justine: To see if it had got my complaint I posted to Challenge because i could not get onto the website for a fortnight.

[MPK]

Challenge: "Because he wasn't getting enough Takeshi's Castle, so now he watch it 24/7/352!"

Believe me, it will be the next step!

[HStorm]

Superspurs: "Because THE chicken WAS a TWAT, and YOU can't EVEN SPELL chicken PROPERLY, and YOU'VE GOT to USE caps ALL the TIME to provide EMPHASIS so shut up, you COCKY TWAT, and STOP putting me OFF I've GOT washing UP to DO!!!!"

[Fidjit]

snerk

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Lame, huh?

[Raven]

Me: The chicken did not cross the road, that is the fatal flaw in the human mind. The road, in fact, crossed the chicken.

Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

Treguard: All roads lead to rome, they say, and the chicken certianly took that one to level 3.

Also me: What historical evidence suggests the chicken actually did cross the road?

[TheBrollachan]

Moana Liza: The chicken crossed the road because I told the chicken that I would open my jar of honey if it didn't cross the road.

Brollachan: The chicken was in search of the Holy Grail, and crossed the road because if it crossed the bridge it would have to answer 3 questions.