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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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  • HStormH
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    HStorm
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    The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

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      zzt
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      ZZT: To escape the haunting that was chasing it. Hey, if I saw a floating skull, I'd run too!

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        Lowebo
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        The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

        And got run over by me in an 18-Wheeler. Shame.

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          LordF
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          Fatilla: To get blipped and bloped.

          Lord Fear: To get insulted and gloated at.

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            TheBrollachan
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            Brollachan: "I hunger knowledge, what is a chicken?"

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              Pipmuk
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              Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

              Ummm nope. Ive never spoken to him. ever. so there

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                Lowebo
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                lol! Should do - when he's leaving, hug him, and then you can have I've hugged a winning dungeoneer!! ok, im getting tired now... bedtime???

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                • HStormH
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                  HStorm
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                  Sleegol: "To attend the helmet-kissers' convention. SUCK MY CHICKEN!!!"

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                    FrightKnight
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                    Crude, and not wide of the mark, HStorm...

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      back to the Challenge forum

                      armygirl@babe.cool: ta c if had ny gud news cuz im sooo bored at da mo

                      Sexy_justine: To see if it had got my complaint I posted to Challenge because i could not get onto the website for a fortnight.

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                        MPK
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                        Challenge: "Because he wasn't getting enough Takeshi's Castle, so now he watch it 24/7/352!"

                        Believe me, it will be the next step!

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                        • HStormH
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                          HStorm
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                          Superspurs: "Because THE chicken WAS a TWAT, and YOU can't EVEN SPELL chicken PROPERLY, and YOU'VE GOT to USE caps ALL the TIME to provide EMPHASIS so shut up, you COCKY TWAT, and STOP putting me OFF I've GOT washing UP to DO!!!!"

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                            Fidjit
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                            snerk

                            Why did the chicken cross the road?

                            To get to the other side!

                            Lame, huh?

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                              Raven
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                              Me: The chicken did not cross the road, that is the fatal flaw in the human mind. The road, in fact, crossed the chicken.

                              Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

                              Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

                              Treguard: All roads lead to rome, they say, and the chicken certianly took that one to level 3.

                              Also me: What historical evidence suggests the chicken actually did cross the road?

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                Moana Liza: The chicken crossed the road because I told the chicken that I would open my jar of honey if it didn't cross the road.

                                Brollachan: The chicken was in search of the Holy Grail, and crossed the road because if it crossed the bridge it would have to answer 3 questions.

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Whay did the chicken cross the road?

                                  Hell if I know!

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                                    Raven
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                                    Ever tried asking the chicken?

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

                                      Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

                                      Looks like you pinched them from the link I gave on the backup forum.

                                      Superspurs: Because I did yet another poll sigh

                                      Moana Liza: To have right go at those ntl peeps

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                                        Raven
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                                        I didnt see your link, but my friend showed me a site about chickens crossing roads a few months ago. I was trying to recollect from it.

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          It was probably from the same site that your friend showed you but I did post a link to a chicken joke page on the backup forum a few weeks ago.

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