Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

FrightKnight

Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn. Me like.

"Pay attention boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear myself roar!"

Snowcat

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

2 green glints appear in the darkness of the cupboard and a rather manky tiger slowly emerges, watching carefully for any possible intervention

Thank you... cramp gets unbearable after a few weeks $:-\$ .

Rewards have I few but this may come in useful...

holds out a small pendant. It glints orange and gold in the light.

ironically made from the stone 'tigers eye'. Seems to even keep Festus at bay when needed.

FrightKnight

Oh, thanks.

Blows off cobwebs from Snowcat.

HStorm

Semtex Jack: "Don't know. Right, I'm off to get to the other side."

Mephisto: "Gah, the producers made it wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay too easy for the chicken to find the other side. I bet the whole road-crossing was fixed."

Modeski: "To look for a toilet that isn't just a hole in the ground."

Pipmuk

Go on Hstorm, try and do one for me....

I have to say is there anyone in the challenge forum that you havent done yet?

Boyard Queen: Because it wanted to watch Fort Boyard. But its not on!!! Help!!!

Lowebo

I haven't answered this/been mentioned!! Hmph!

Because it was pissed and couldn't walk in a straight line.

Because it saw Barry coming and didn't fancy a chat.

It didn't. I caught it first.

HStorm

$:-\$ Who are you doing an impression of with those ones?

Pipmuk: "Chicken cross...? Lol! Nice one, Billy. Oh you're not Billy? Sorry, I'm just used to Billy making the wisecracks round here."

(As recommended to me on the Challenge forum by Pipmuk.)

Lowebo

Well, because it's my first mention it's my own answer lol!

Emii: To get to the boarding school!

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Challenge Forums:

thecrystaldaze: To Meet Richard O'Brien!

ultimatesurvivor: cuz i fink dat its wot it wud wnt 2 do cuz its soooo cleva innit.

HStorm

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

zzt

ZZT: To escape the haunting that was chasing it. Hey, if I saw a floating skull, I'd run too!

Lowebo

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

And got run over by me in an 18-Wheeler. Shame.

LordF

Fatilla: To get blipped and bloped.

Lord Fear: To get insulted and gloated at.

TheBrollachan

Brollachan: "I hunger knowledge, what is a chicken?"

Pipmuk

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Ummm nope. Ive never spoken to him. ever. so there

Lowebo

lol! Should do - when he's leaving, hug him, and then you can have I've hugged a winning dungeoneer!! ok, im getting tired now... bedtime???

HStorm

Sleegol: "To attend the helmet-kissers' convention. SUCK MY CHICKEN!!!"

FrightKnight

Crude, and not wide of the mark, HStorm...

MoanaLiza

back to the Challenge forum

armygirl@babe.cool: ta c if had ny gud news cuz im sooo bored at da mo

Sexy_justine: To see if it had got my complaint I posted to Challenge because i could not get onto the website for a fortnight.

MPK

Challenge: "Because he wasn't getting enough Takeshi's Castle, so now he watch it 24/7/352!"

Believe me, it will be the next step!

HStorm

Superspurs: "Because THE chicken WAS a TWAT, and YOU can't EVEN SPELL chicken PROPERLY, and YOU'VE GOT to USE caps ALL the TIME to provide EMPHASIS so shut up, you COCKY TWAT, and STOP putting me OFF I've GOT washing UP to DO!!!!"