You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

[KFan]

I don't suppose anyone else has ever been walking around, cupped their hands around their eye and pretended they are in an eye-shield sequence?

...no?

oh well, just me then

[KFan]

... and made the footstep noises with the back of your tounge...

I must ask my doctor for some diffrent medication

[Pooka]

I have...

[Kieran]

When I walk down a particularly noisey path, I find myself thinking 'This would be a good path for an eye shield sequence'.

It is mainly for RPG, but it shows I have KM on the brain.

[MoanaLiza]

Has anyone ever got into a shopping trolley and said for example "Oh no, brace yourself for a crash. The end of the tunnel's coming up and the cart just wont slow down"?

[Arcengal]

• You wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares about the original life force

• When someone has an accident you immediately want to say "Oooh nasty" (Every knightmare fan must have done that)

Guilty as charged. Especially the second one. I must say "oooh nasty" about 10 times a day.

[MoanaLiza]

You wake up in the middle of the Knight with Knightmares about the third (pie) lifeforce . (Oops maybe that was in the wrong thread and should have been in the "you kno sum1..." thread then ).

You sidestep left off the path (whilst drunk) and get hit by a bicycle or Skateboarder.

[LordF]

-You think a coffee table is Lord Fear's Pool of Veracity and you talk to it and wave you hand over it.

-When you get dog piled on you think you're actully by a Red Dragon or the King of Trolls

-When something bad happens to you, you shout aloud "GOBLIN FODDER"

[TheBrollachan]

• You enter a lift and shout down, and wonder why nothing happens.

[MagicMiranda]

When you talk to your 5mth old girl and point to her hands and say"Hands you know like feet but at the other end of your body" I've done that once or twice now.

I get pretty werid looks when friends are around and I say it.

[darkDescender]

when you attatch big plastic wings to stray dogs and order them to take flight and burn the Fun House to the ground.

[Golgarach]

When you ask someone something trivial and when they reply you say 'Truth Accepted' or 'Falsehood' instead of a simple Yes or No!

[123Pooka]

When you throw yourself around a corridor like a lunatic because you're pretending there are blades soaring past. (Trust me I've not gone that far)

[KFan]

When you go into a shop, ask the shop assistant what size bottles of drink they sell, and thinking that the assistant says 'Elita' instead of 'A Litre'

[Drassil]

I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?

[Golgarach]

When you deter someone from eating by bellowing out (a la Cedric) "LEAVE THAT GRUB ALONE!"

Or, blocking someone's way and shouting out "Intruder alert, level 1. The password now or you perish" (A la Gumboil)

[FrightKnight]

Or, indeed, hiding behind a thin curtain until someone comes, whereby you slowly move forward, the imprint of your face shown on the curtain, and roar out in a deep voice: "PASSWORD" like a blocker.

[MoanaLiza]

I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?

Now if you ssssay the crossssss dressssssing one then that would be difficult to guesssss. I take it you meant the green looking one and not the one who wearssss lipsssstick and heelsssss.

[Raven]

You write down whatever anyone says to you on a clipboard.

[HStorm]

You refuse to wear that baseball cap your mum got you for Christmas becuase it doesn't have horns.

You look in the bathroom mirror and say, "Show the first brave, stupid fool."