You know you've watched too much knightmare when...
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- You enter a lift and shout down, and wonder why nothing happens.
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When you talk to your 5mth old girl and point to her hands and say"Hands you know like feet but at the other end of your body" I've done that once or twice now.
I get pretty werid looks when friends are around and I say it.
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when you attatch big plastic wings to stray dogs and order them to take flight and burn the Fun House to the ground.
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I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!
Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?
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Or, indeed, hiding behind a thin curtain until someone comes, whereby you slowly move forward, the imprint of your face shown on the curtain, and roar out in a deep voice: "PASSWORD" like a blocker.
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I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!
Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?
Now if you ssssay the crossssss dressssssing one then that would be difficult to guesssss. I take it you meant the green looking one and not the one who wearssss lipsssstick and heelsssss.
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When you start putting any item of food you can find into your bag, and expect it to relieve your hunger!
When you start sidestepping left and right to get past obstacles, without changing the direction you're looking in.
You refuse to look through a magnifying glass for more than a few seconds in case you get fireballed.
When going through a tunnel, you always keep on walking straight without stopping for anything until you're safely out the other end.
When you won't let someone have any food until you've asked them three riddles.
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The sad thing is, I actually do all of the following.
You refer to children as 'Dirty little kidsies'
You keep a photo of Lord Fear in your wallet. (I do, I really do!)
You work Knightmare quotes into everyday conversations.
You have your hair done like one of the characters.
And finaly, the number 1 way to know you've watched too much knightmare is...
When you make a list of ways to know you've watched too much knightmare.
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You wear a dress, skull cap and very light foundation and powder like Mogdred
You adopt a white wig with red streaks
you buy long false black fake fingernails
you buy some fake tan and eyeliner
you develop a taste for Eutruscan brandy
You cork every bottle you come across
After a sight test, when the say you're short sighted in one eye, you opt for an eye patch. You then pinch a pair of handcuffs from one of those bobby's walking in the town centre.
You try to move through walls and start asking to be fed.
You think going by boat is the best way to travel
You think going by mini-skip is even better, only because it resembles a minecart.
You start falling through trapdoors when attempting to give out information.
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