You know you've watched too much knightmare when...
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You wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares about the original life force
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When someone has an accident you immediately want to say "Oooh nasty" (Every knightmare fan must have done that)
Guilty as charged. Especially the second one. I must say "oooh nasty" about 10 times a day.
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You wake up in the middle of the Knight with Knightmares about the third (pie) lifeforce . (Oops maybe that was in the wrong thread and should have been in the "you kno sum1..." thread then ).
You sidestep left off the path (whilst drunk) and get hit by a bicycle or Skateboarder.
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- You enter a lift and shout down, and wonder why nothing happens.
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When you talk to your 5mth old girl and point to her hands and say"Hands you know like feet but at the other end of your body" I've done that once or twice now.
I get pretty werid looks when friends are around and I say it.
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when you attatch big plastic wings to stray dogs and order them to take flight and burn the Fun House to the ground.
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I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!
Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?
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Or, indeed, hiding behind a thin curtain until someone comes, whereby you slowly move forward, the imprint of your face shown on the curtain, and roar out in a deep voice: "PASSWORD" like a blocker.
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I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!
Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?
Now if you ssssay the crossssss dressssssing one then that would be difficult to guesssss. I take it you meant the green looking one and not the one who wearssss lipsssstick and heelsssss.
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When you start putting any item of food you can find into your bag, and expect it to relieve your hunger!
When you start sidestepping left and right to get past obstacles, without changing the direction you're looking in.
You refuse to look through a magnifying glass for more than a few seconds in case you get fireballed.
When going through a tunnel, you always keep on walking straight without stopping for anything until you're safely out the other end.
When you won't let someone have any food until you've asked them three riddles.
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