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Knightmarish Christmas Party!

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    knightmaredave
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    I wouild find it funny having fatilla as the doorman as you would only ave to bribe him with food or gold even if r mame wasnt on the list! so eyah i like the idea of him being doorman!!!!!!!

    I would love to have a xmas knightmareish party!!!!

    it would be great!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Malefact
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      I don't do parties - I prefer staying in a nice, dark corner with my Pool Of Veracity.

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        MoanaLiza
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        I wouild find it funny having fatilla as the doorman as you would only ave to bribe him with food or gold even if r mame wasnt on the list!

        Nah, food maybe but not a "measly" Bar of gold though. (I appear to have had some goblins in my computer. Everytime lately I came onto this forum, my computer froze so I have been logged in for three days and couldn't logout though )

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          knightmaredave
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          i wonder whether trguard and pickle?majida?lord fear?mogdred ever had a srest after all thiose quests i certainly hope so it msu have been very tiring doing 16 weeeksd worth of knightmare!!

          i would then start plans for a new dungeon on jan 5th!!!!

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            MoanaLiza
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            I wonder what the resident characters of this forum are doing this Christmas and New Year? including Skarkill, Motley, Frightnight, GG, etc.?

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              Skarkill
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              ME?

              I'm doing what I always do.

              Stuffing my self silly with Christmas Meals.

              Opening my presents & Cards.

              Visiting Family.

              Doing School Work.

              Working out what to spend my Christmas Money on.

              Preparing for my Cousins from down south to vist.

              (One unforunatly HATES Knightmare with a passion so I'll not be watching any of the episoeds I have on tape for 3-4 days.)

              Also my dads Freind is comeing up for New Year so we'll have a meal with him.

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                MoanaLiza
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                So you're not searching for dungeoneers or and trying to keep Grippa, Rhark and Tiny in order then?

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                  Skarkill
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                  Even A Goblain Master Needs A Holiday.

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                    I think lord hordis would like some sort of battle axe ,an orange (for life force)

                    Treguard would probably like the band aid single

                    and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      Who the heck is "lord hordis"???

                      May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.

                        Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.

                        Cedric: a new quarter staff

                        Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.

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                          Drassil
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                          It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...

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                            TheBrollachan
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                            Hordriss?

                            Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.

                            Skarkill would get a new set of irons

                            Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.

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                              Wolfshead
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                              Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum

                              Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.

                              Lissard: Sex in the city box set

                              McGrew: a Procaimers CD

                              Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'

                                Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.

                                Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives

                                  Pickle - Anti-depressants

                                  Mogdred - A mirror

                                  Olaf - Speech Therapy

                                  Giants - Tissues

                                  Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints

                                  Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

                                  ...any more?

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                                    Wolfshead
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                                    McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD

                                    Bohemoth: A new suit of armour

                                    Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

                                    Who would give what to who?

                                    What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?

                                    Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

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                                          Malefact
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                                          Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.

                                          Mug: a full dress mirror.

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