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Knightmarish Christmas Party!

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    Wolfshead
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    Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.

    Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.

    Cedric: a new quarter staff

    Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.

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      Drassil
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      It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...

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        TheBrollachan
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        Hordriss?

        Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.

        Skarkill would get a new set of irons

        Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.

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          Wolfshead
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          Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum

          Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.

          Lissard: Sex in the city box set

          McGrew: a Procaimers CD

          Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

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            TheBrollachan
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            Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'

            Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.

            Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.

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              Fidjit
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              Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives

              Pickle - Anti-depressants

              Mogdred - A mirror

              Olaf - Speech Therapy

              Giants - Tissues

              Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints

              Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

              ...any more?

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                Wolfshead
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                McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD

                Bohemoth: A new suit of armour

                Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

                Who would give what to who?

                What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?

                Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?

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                  Thanatos
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                  Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.

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                    Wolfshead
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                    SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

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                      Malefact
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                      Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.

                      Mug: a full dress mirror.

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                        Thanatos
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                        Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it.

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                          Wolfshead
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                          Hordris: a New Medallion

                          Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?

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                            Skeletor
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                            Raptor: Rogaine

                            Folly: Prozac

                            Lord Fear: Monopoly

                            Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers

                            Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum

                            The Dreadknort: Anger management.

                            Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.

                            Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.

                            Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.

                            Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes

                            Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.

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