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Knightmarish Christmas Party!

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    I think lord hordis would like some sort of battle axe ,an orange (for life force)

    Treguard would probably like the band aid single

    and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"

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      TheBrollachan
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      Who the heck is "lord hordis"???

      May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.

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        Wolfshead
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        Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.

        Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.

        Cedric: a new quarter staff

        Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.

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          Drassil
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          It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...

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            TheBrollachan
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            Hordriss?

            Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.

            Skarkill would get a new set of irons

            Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.

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              Wolfshead
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              Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum

              Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.

              Lissard: Sex in the city box set

              McGrew: a Procaimers CD

              Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

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                TheBrollachan
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                Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'

                Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.

                Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.

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                  Fidjit
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                  Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives

                  Pickle - Anti-depressants

                  Mogdred - A mirror

                  Olaf - Speech Therapy

                  Giants - Tissues

                  Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints

                  Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

                  ...any more?

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                    Wolfshead
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                    McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD

                    Bohemoth: A new suit of armour

                    Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

                    Who would give what to who?

                    What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?

                    Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?

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                      Thanatos
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                      Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.

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                        Wolfshead
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                        SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

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                          Malefact
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                          Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.

                          Mug: a full dress mirror.

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                            Thanatos
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                            Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it.

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                              Wolfshead
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                              Hordris: a New Medallion

                              Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?

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                                Skeletor
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                                Raptor: Rogaine

                                Folly: Prozac

                                Lord Fear: Monopoly

                                Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers

                                Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum

                                The Dreadknort: Anger management.

                                Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.

                                Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.

                                Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.

                                Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes

                                Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.

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