Knightmarish Christmas Party!

[Skarkill]

ME?

I'm doing what I always do.

Stuffing my self silly with Christmas Meals.

Opening my presents & Cards.

Visiting Family.

Doing School Work.

Working out what to spend my Christmas Money on.

Preparing for my Cousins from down south to vist.

(One unforunatly HATES Knightmare with a passion so I'll not be watching any of the episoeds I have on tape for 3-4 days.)

Also my dads Freind is comeing up for New Year so we'll have a meal with him.

[MoanaLiza]

So you're not searching for dungeoneers or and trying to keep Grippa, Rhark and Tiny in order then?

[Skarkill]

Even A Goblain Master Needs A Holiday.

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I think lord hordis would like some sort of battle axe ,an orange (for life force)

Treguard would probably like the band aid single

and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"

[TheBrollachan]

Who the heck is "lord hordis"???

May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.

[Wolfshead]

Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.

Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.

Cedric: a new quarter staff

Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.

[Drassil]

It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...

[TheBrollachan]

Hordriss?

Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.

Skarkill would get a new set of irons

Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.

[Wolfshead]

Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum

Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.

Lissard: Sex in the city box set

McGrew: a Procaimers CD

Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

[TheBrollachan]

Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'

Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.

Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.

[Fidjit]

Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives

Pickle - Anti-depressants

Mogdred - A mirror

Olaf - Speech Therapy

Giants - Tissues

Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints

Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

...any more?

[Wolfshead]

McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD

Bohemoth: A new suit of armour

Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

Who would give what to who?

What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?

Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?

[Thanatos]

Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.

[Wolfshead]

SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

[Malefact]

Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.

Mug: a full dress mirror.

[Thanatos]

Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it.

[Wolfshead]

Hordris: a New Medallion

Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?

[Skeletor]

Raptor: Rogaine

Folly: Prozac

Lord Fear: Monopoly

Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers

Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum

The Dreadknort: Anger management.

Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.

Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.

Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.

Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes

Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.