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    TheBrollachan
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    Hordriss?

    Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.

    Skarkill would get a new set of irons

    Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.

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      Wolfshead
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      Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum

      Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.

      Lissard: Sex in the city box set

      McGrew: a Procaimers CD

      Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD

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        TheBrollachan
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        Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'

        Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.

        Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.

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          Fidjit
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          Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives

          Pickle - Anti-depressants

          Mogdred - A mirror

          Olaf - Speech Therapy

          Giants - Tissues

          Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints

          Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches

          ...any more?

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            Wolfshead
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            McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD

            Bohemoth: A new suit of armour

            Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin

            Who would give what to who?

            What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?

            Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?

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              Thanatos
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              Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.

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                Wolfshead
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                SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.

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                  Malefact
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                  Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.

                  Mug: a full dress mirror.

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                    Thanatos
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                    Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it.

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                      Wolfshead
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                      Hordris: a New Medallion

                      Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?

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                        Skeletor
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                        Raptor: Rogaine

                        Folly: Prozac

                        Lord Fear: Monopoly

                        Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers

                        Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum

                        The Dreadknort: Anger management.

                        Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.

                        Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.

                        Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.

                        Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes

                        Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.

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