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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    FrightKnight
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    Frightknight and Drassil cracking jokes (Now that would be quite funny)

    QUITE funny? Only QUITE funny?

    They'd be rolling in the aisles!...trying to get out of the theatre.

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      MoanaLiza
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      Okay. I've edited it. Anyway they wouldn't be trying to get out they would have to be stretchered out due to split sides. Oh and just a thought another thing you would be unlikely to see in the dungeons would be a theatre.

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        Fidjit
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        What I'd never see... Hmm...

        None of us thats for sure...

        Rolf Harris...

        Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)

        erm...

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          TheBrollachan
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          • Treguard and Lord Fear playing cards

          • Sylvester Hands swimming in the Sewers of Goth

          • Cilla Black

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            MPK
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            Treguard and Hordriss jamming on guitars.

            Or maybe banjos, like in Deliverence!

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              The Dunswater Boatman hitting an iceberg.

              The Dunswater Boatman hitting an iceberg, and singing My Heart Will Go On.

              The Dunswater Boatman singing My Heart Will Go On, with no icebergs involved whatsoever.


              An elf doing ironing.

              A city named after Mrs. Grimwold's pet.

              No, you wouldn't see one of those in the Dungeon.

              Probably because there's been one in America for years:

              http://www.cityoffestus.org

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                Wolfshead
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                Treguard brings in Kim and Agie for "HOW CLEAN IS YOUR DUNGEON?"

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                  Wolfshead
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                  Treguard and Lord Fear swap jobs for the day

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                    Wolfshead
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                    Fatilla on a diet

                    Folly and Motley perform a double act

                    Grippa and Rhak ordition of Pop Idol

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                      MPK
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                      Grippa and Rhaak get replaced by little Ant and Dec, and start annoying people in the Dungeon!

                      Consequently, Grippa and Rhaak are employed by Ant and Dec to be their counterparts for the celebs!

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Gundrada stars in a re-make of Red Sonya,

                        Gundrada warrior princes

                        or maybe she'd make a good She-Ra

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                          MPK
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                          I just got a worrying thought of Sly Hands as He-Man!

                          "I am 'e-Man, protector of all things that r good.....as long as the hours are right and the pay is ok!"

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                            Fidjit
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                            A dungeoneer threatening Smirkenorff for a ride to level 2. Dungeoneer holds Sword of Freedom to his throat

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                              Wolfshead
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                              By the power of Dunshelm

                              I have the power

                              Wyrmslayer is a magic sword

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                                Snowcat
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                                Smirkenorfs 'International depature lounge' being closed due to fog.......

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                                  Drassil
                                  Senior staff
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                                  Hands doing an advert for 'Erbal Essences, with Fear in the next room, grumbling 'it's my fault, I insisted he have a wash, now look what's happened.'

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                                    Snowcat
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                                    'Harris' and Sylvester Hands trading make-up tips....

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                                      Wolfshead
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                                      Motley gets a part in a Broadway musical.

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                                        TheBrollachan
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                                        Daleks.

                                        Ex-ter-min-ate! Oh dam it's the cor-ri-dor of bla-des.

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          Fire extinguishers and tourist signs become clue-objects.....

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