U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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the dungeoneer enters the room with the quest object. Treguard opens his mouth to speak, but before he can, Lord Fear, Skarkill and Sly Hands dance in, all in matching chiffon dresses and start to sing, "Three little maids from school are we, Pert as a school-girl well can be, Filled to the brim with girlish glee, Three little maids from school!"
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This won't make sense unless you're a fan ofSpace Channel 5.
...Instead of sidestepping, the Dungeoneer two-steps through the dungeon, out-dancing the goblins and rescuing all those who have been captured and forced to dance. Everyone who is rescued joins the dungeoneer, forming a massive dance troupe which eventualy climaxes with the troupe facing off against Mogdred, out-grooving him with funky psychedellic dance moves which go something along the lines of "Up, right, left, down, chuu, chuu, chuu!"
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...The Helmet of Justice is replaced with Darth Vader's helmet.
...People start talking about the Powers That Are.
Gundrada and Mellisandre start hanging around together, and get referred to as Xena and Gabrielle.
Treguard gives his pre-quest address to the dungeoneer like Q briefing James Bond.
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Pickle becomes camp!
Gundrada to dungeoneer; "Wight, that's it! Dwaw your weapon!"
Pickle; "You hussy, you've only just met!"
Treguard: "Not now Pickle!"
Pickle: "Oooh, get you! Anger management for beardy one, as well as a new outfit! How long have you had that one, you should really wear pink and brown colours, and that cape look is soooooooooo last season!"
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The watchers enter the Antechamber only to see Treguard and Pickle caught in a hot embrace.
Treguard: "Ah! You're early again!"
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Mogdread seduces a dugeoneer to the dark side...
M: "Join me now or die!"
"Well, when you put it like that, why not!"M: "What! No, you misunderstand...JOIN ME OR DIE!"
"I heard you the first time, where do I sign, cause the whole truth and justice thing aint fun, unlike some of the others who pillage and look jolly happy"M: "erm, but you cant... you have to renounce me!"
"I dont want to, I want to join you. Come on, you did invite me, and I bet we will have a laugh!"M: "Well, in that case...let me just get something from my car!"
"Car? Mogdread! Lord Mogdread, it is I your humble apprentice! Oh no, he's gone hasn't he... well it looks like I may as well keep the old quest going.. ha ha...........ha!" -
A dungeoneer dies; but instead of Treguard's usual parting words, a group of Oompa-Loompas enters, gathers round the dungeoneer, and starts to sing:
'Oompa loompa doompedee-dee
You would have lived if you took the key
Oompa loompa doompedee-dain
You took the comb and so you were slain
What do you get with your head in a helm?
Three voices talking, you're overwhelmed
Nobody knows what to do for the best
So you are doomed to fail - your - quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S'
etc.
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Brother Mace starts dragging Dungeoneers through dwarf tunnels by the scruff of the neck, shouting "resistance is useless!"
Skarkill becomes a newsreader.
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Borg Invade
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Timmy Mallet!
Eghads! Fun House... I Remember that... crazy show.
Treguard is caught shaving his legs, and is holding a valentines card from Majida
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Ducks form the hardest level 3 challenge
Darn those ducks!!!
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A dungeoneer has to beat Mogdred at Twister in order to win the quest.
The phrase 'Bad Wolfenden' starts following Treguard and Majida wherever they go, and they wonder why.
All the dungeoneers and advisors have mobile phones with the Crazy Heifer ringtone.
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