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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    darkDescender
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    Brother Mace starts dragging Dungeoneers through dwarf tunnels by the scruff of the neck, shouting "resistance is useless!"

    Skarkill becomes a newsreader.

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      Borg Invade

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        Wolfshead
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        When Brother Mace decides to stay sobre

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          keke
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          after answering the wall monsters riddles, the cheerleaders from funhouse, melanie and martina arrive to count the score.

          1-2-3 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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            Wolfshead
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            Pat Sharpe takes over as Dungon Master

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              MoanaLiza
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              The dungeon holds its general election, which sees Lord Fear and his Opposition party sufferening yet another heavy defeat. They lose many vital seats also. The neutrals get voted in power this time, lead by none other than.....

              Timmy Mallet! 😮

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                TuragaNuju
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                Timmy Mallet! 😮

                Eghads! Fun House... I Remember that... crazy show.

                Treguard is caught shaving his legs, and is holding a valentines card from Majida

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                  Wolfshead
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                  Wintera hosts the Winter Olympics.

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                    TuragaNuju
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                    Ducks form the hardest level 3 challenge

                    Darn those ducks!!!

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                      Drassil
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                      A dungeoneer has to beat Mogdred at Twister in order to win the quest.

                      The phrase 'Bad Wolfenden' starts following Treguard and Majida wherever they go, and they wonder why.

                      All the dungeoneers and advisors have mobile phones with the Crazy Heifer ringtone.

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                        Wolfshead
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                        When Duntley wood is cleared to make room for a new bypass.

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                          123Pooka
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                          When Lord Fear is wearing a showercap instead of a skullcap

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                            TuragaNuju
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                            When each and every moment has to be performed thorugh song and dance!!!!!!!!

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                              TheBrollachan
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                              The boatman is seen practising for River Dance auditions.

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                                Snowcat
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                                ... The conveyor belt for the CoB ends in a rope swing and 'paper burst'.......

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                                  Wolfshead
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                                  Grippa and Rhak become the new Ant and Dec. Grippa n Rhak's Saturday night takeaway.

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                                    Drassil
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                                    ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, passes right through the word 'Broadsword', and carries on off the screen. A second later, we hear Tommy Boyd screaming.

                                    ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, misses the word 'Broadsword' completely, and is then chased around the screen by a group of daggers, while the Benny Hill theme plays.

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                                      Becxsmagic
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                                      Or maybe if the sword comes on before the credits and stabs a team stuck in temporal disruption. (Sorry about the gore of that mental image)

                                      Slightly off topic: You know someone's been messing with your house when: the Brollachan manifests through your bedroom wall and says "I hunger for breakfast. Feed me with Kellogs"

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        When Pickle starts dressing up in black, dog collars and puts on gothic make up and jumps around squealing about the Huge Pain festival....

                                        No wait that's me

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                                          MPK
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                                          Treguard suddenly pulls out a typewriter, starts typing away then pulls out the sheet and throws it in the air!

                                          Wait a tick.... so he's the guy from the end of The A-Team and Murder, She Wrote!!!! 😮

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