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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    MPK
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    Mogdread seduces a dugeoneer to the dark side...

    M: "Join me now or die!"

    😧 "Well, when you put it like that, why not!"

    M: "What! No, you misunderstand...JOIN ME OR DIE!"

    😧 "I heard you the first time, where do I sign, cause the whole truth and justice thing aint fun, unlike some of the others who pillage and look jolly happy"

    M: "erm, but you cant... you have to renounce me!"

    😧 "I dont want to, I want to join you. Come on, you did invite me, and I bet we will have a laugh!"

    M: "Well, in that case...let me just get something from my car!"

    😧 "Car? Mogdread! Lord Mogdread, it is I your humble apprentice! Oh no, he's gone hasn't he... well it looks like I may as well keep the old quest going.. ha ha...........ha!"

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      123Pooka
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      ....Treguard is replaced by yoda

      "Win this quest, you must, or prod you I will."

      Dungeoneer comes across eyeshield

      "Eyeshield, worry not...... slow you down it does."

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        A dungeoneer dies; but instead of Treguard's usual parting words, a group of Oompa-Loompas enters, gathers round the dungeoneer, and starts to sing:

        'Oompa loompa doompedee-dee

        You would have lived if you took the key

        Oompa loompa doompedee-dain

        You took the comb and so you were slain

        What do you get with your head in a helm?

        Three voices talking, you're overwhelmed

        Nobody knows what to do for the best

        So you are doomed to fail - your - quest

        D-I-S-M-I-S-S'

        etc.

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          Brother Mace starts dragging Dungeoneers through dwarf tunnels by the scruff of the neck, shouting "resistance is useless!"

          Skarkill becomes a newsreader.

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            TuragaNuju
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            Borg Invade

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              Wolfshead
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              When Brother Mace decides to stay sobre

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                keke
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                #237

                after answering the wall monsters riddles, the cheerleaders from funhouse, melanie and martina arrive to count the score.

                1-2-3 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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                  Pat Sharpe takes over as Dungon Master

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    The dungeon holds its general election, which sees Lord Fear and his Opposition party sufferening yet another heavy defeat. They lose many vital seats also. The neutrals get voted in power this time, lead by none other than.....

                    Timmy Mallet! 😮

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                      Timmy Mallet! 😮

                      Eghads! Fun House... I Remember that... crazy show.

                      Treguard is caught shaving his legs, and is holding a valentines card from Majida

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                        Wolfshead
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                        Wintera hosts the Winter Olympics.

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                          TuragaNuju
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                          Ducks form the hardest level 3 challenge

                          Darn those ducks!!!

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            A dungeoneer has to beat Mogdred at Twister in order to win the quest.

                            The phrase 'Bad Wolfenden' starts following Treguard and Majida wherever they go, and they wonder why.

                            All the dungeoneers and advisors have mobile phones with the Crazy Heifer ringtone.

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                              Wolfshead
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                              When Duntley wood is cleared to make room for a new bypass.

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                                123Pooka
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                                When Lord Fear is wearing a showercap instead of a skullcap

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                                  TuragaNuju
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                                  When each and every moment has to be performed thorugh song and dance!!!!!!!!

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                                    TheBrollachan
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                                    The boatman is seen practising for River Dance auditions.

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                                      ... The conveyor belt for the CoB ends in a rope swing and 'paper burst'.......

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                                        Wolfshead
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                                        Grippa and Rhak become the new Ant and Dec. Grippa n Rhak's Saturday night takeaway.

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                                          Drassil
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                                          ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, passes right through the word 'Broadsword', and carries on off the screen. A second later, we hear Tommy Boyd screaming.

                                          ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, misses the word 'Broadsword' completely, and is then chased around the screen by a group of daggers, while the Benny Hill theme plays.

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