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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    Wolfshead
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    Pat Sharpe takes over as Dungon Master

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      MoanaLiza
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      The dungeon holds its general election, which sees Lord Fear and his Opposition party sufferening yet another heavy defeat. They lose many vital seats also. The neutrals get voted in power this time, lead by none other than.....

      Timmy Mallet! 😮

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        TuragaNuju
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        Timmy Mallet! 😮

        Eghads! Fun House... I Remember that... crazy show.

        Treguard is caught shaving his legs, and is holding a valentines card from Majida

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          Wolfshead
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          Wintera hosts the Winter Olympics.

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            TuragaNuju
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            Ducks form the hardest level 3 challenge

            Darn those ducks!!!

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              Drassil
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              A dungeoneer has to beat Mogdred at Twister in order to win the quest.

              The phrase 'Bad Wolfenden' starts following Treguard and Majida wherever they go, and they wonder why.

              All the dungeoneers and advisors have mobile phones with the Crazy Heifer ringtone.

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                Wolfshead
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                When Duntley wood is cleared to make room for a new bypass.

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                  123Pooka
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                  When Lord Fear is wearing a showercap instead of a skullcap

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                    When each and every moment has to be performed thorugh song and dance!!!!!!!!

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                      TheBrollachan
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                      The boatman is seen practising for River Dance auditions.

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                        Snowcat
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                        ... The conveyor belt for the CoB ends in a rope swing and 'paper burst'.......

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                          Wolfshead
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                          Grippa and Rhak become the new Ant and Dec. Grippa n Rhak's Saturday night takeaway.

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                            ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, passes right through the word 'Broadsword', and carries on off the screen. A second later, we hear Tommy Boyd screaming.

                            ...At the end of an episode, the broadsword shoots on, misses the word 'Broadsword' completely, and is then chased around the screen by a group of daggers, while the Benny Hill theme plays.

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                              Becxsmagic
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                              Or maybe if the sword comes on before the credits and stabs a team stuck in temporal disruption. (Sorry about the gore of that mental image)

                              Slightly off topic: You know someone's been messing with your house when: the Brollachan manifests through your bedroom wall and says "I hunger for breakfast. Feed me with Kellogs"

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                                When Pickle starts dressing up in black, dog collars and puts on gothic make up and jumps around squealing about the Huge Pain festival....

                                No wait that's me

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                                  Treguard suddenly pulls out a typewriter, starts typing away then pulls out the sheet and throws it in the air!

                                  Wait a tick.... so he's the guy from the end of The A-Team and Murder, She Wrote!!!! 😮

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                                    HarveyTowers
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                                    ... when the Great Causeway is replaced by a Su Doku.

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                                      Lord Fear walking around the dungeons dressed as the Fourth Doctor minus hair which instead wearing his helmet and giving Dugeoneers Jelly Babies every 5 minutes.

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                                        Each quest item is exactly the same - a rubber chicken.

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                                          Here are a few facts about Treguard that you may not know. Yes, I admit I took them from another site and simply replaced the words "Chuck Noriss" with the word "Treguard", but I think it works.

                                          Everytime a child laughs, Treguard kills a bad guy.

                                          Treguard keeps his beard trim by running through barbed wire fences every morning.

                                          Regardless of race, sex, gender, location, or education level... at one point in your life you have underestimated Treguard. You will live just long enough to regret this.

                                          Treguard invented the moon. Twice.

                                          Unlike Mr. T, Treguard doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.

                                          If you try to say Treguard five times, as fast as you can, your head will explode. If it doesn't happen to you, you're not saying it fast enough.

                                          Treguard tells time by staring directly into the sun.

                                          Gravity only exists because Treguard allows it to.

                                          When Treguard helps you jumpstart your car, remember: beard is positive, fist is negative.

                                          Treguard rode in to town on Friday, stayed 3 days and left on Friday. His horse was named Justice, and he can control the spin of the earth.

                                          Treguard invented the word "fabulous" just so he could kill anyone who uses it.

                                          Treguard could have been a lumberjack but he was too manly.

                                          Every night at 8:00, a truck pulls up to Treguard’s house. In the truck are a bunch of orphans. For the next half-hour, Treguard practices roundhouse kicks on the orphans while "It's a Hard Knock Life" plays in the background. At the end of the session, the orphans say "Thank you, Mr. Treguard." in perfect unison, then march into the truck in silence

                                          When Treguard plays "Guess Who", he doesn't ask any questions. He stares at his game board until all the pieces flip down in fright, except for one. And that one, without fail, is the person you chose.

                                          If you put a picture of Treguard on a record and play it backwards, you'll hear the Rescue Rangers theme song followed a raspy voice that says, "7 days." Seven days later, Treguard will explode into your home and raid your refrigerator.

                                          When reading the Bible, if you substitiute "Treguard" for "God" or "Jesus" it makes much more sense.

                                          Treguard is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

                                          The only thing that keeps Treguard going is the fact that somewhere, someone is watching Chucklevision.

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