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    dontyoulikemypie
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    It was time for their summer vacation,

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      keeds
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      And for most this was a pleasant situation

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        Snowcat
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        But when they made it to Cornwall..

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          TuragaNuju
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          They ran into Hornall

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            Snowcat
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            and got pulled over for a speeding citation....

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

              As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

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                TuragaNuju
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                Lord Fear felt like parade-ing

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                  Billy
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                  "Now, I don't like to gloat..."

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                    HarveyTowers
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                    "...Or to recite by rote..."

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                      TuragaNuju
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                      But I Laugh As I Have Just Slayed Him!

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                        Snowcat
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                        Take a quote from treguard and we get.........

                        If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......

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                          TuragaNuju
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                          Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen

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                            Drassil
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                            Though the wyrm may seem quirky

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                              Snowcat
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                              Don't worry about ol' Smirky....

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                                Skarkill
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                                His Flying's Not To Jerkey

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                                  Drassil
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                                  That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

                                  This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

                                  If from 'International Departures' you are leaving

                                  Dragon plate armour you won't be needing

                                  Though the wyrm may seem quirky

                                  Don't worry about Smirky

                                  His talent for flying is leading

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

                                    That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff

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                                      Drassil
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                                      Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf

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                                        Thanatos
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                                        You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???

                                          That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)

                                          Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

                                          But when a cargo of Firestones.....

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