Re:Knightmare Limericks

[keeds]

And for most this was a pleasant situation

[Snowcat]

But when they made it to Cornwall..

[TuragaNuju]

They ran into Hornall

[Snowcat]

and got pulled over for a speeding citation....

[dontyoulikemypie]

Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

[TuragaNuju]

Lord Fear felt like parade-ing

[Billy]

"Now, I don't like to gloat..."

[HarveyTowers]

"...Or to recite by rote..."

[TuragaNuju]

But I Laugh As I Have Just Slayed Him!

[Snowcat]

Take a quote from treguard and we get.........

If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......

[TuragaNuju]

Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen

[Drassil]

Though the wyrm may seem quirky

[Snowcat]

Don't worry about ol' Smirky....

[Skarkill]

His Flying's Not To Jerkey

[Drassil]

That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

If from 'International Departures' you are leaving

Dragon plate armour you won't be needing

Though the wyrm may seem quirky

Don't worry about Smirky

His talent for flying is leading

[Thanatos]

Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff

[Drassil]

Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf

[Thanatos]

You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?

[Snowcat]

Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???

That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)

Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

But when a cargo of Firestones.....

[Thanatos]

Sank, in the highest tones