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    dontyoulikemypie
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    Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

    As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

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      TuragaNuju
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      Lord Fear felt like parade-ing

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        Billy
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        "Now, I don't like to gloat..."

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          HarveyTowers
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          "...Or to recite by rote..."

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            TuragaNuju
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            But I Laugh As I Have Just Slayed Him!

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              Snowcat
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              Take a quote from treguard and we get.........

              If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......

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                TuragaNuju
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                Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  Though the wyrm may seem quirky

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                    Snowcat
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                    Don't worry about ol' Smirky....

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                      Skarkill
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                      His Flying's Not To Jerkey

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #170

                        That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

                        This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

                        If from 'International Departures' you are leaving

                        Dragon plate armour you won't be needing

                        Though the wyrm may seem quirky

                        Don't worry about Smirky

                        His talent for flying is leading

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                          Thanatos
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                          Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

                          That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf

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                              Thanatos
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                              You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?

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                                Snowcat
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                                Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???

                                That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)

                                Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

                                But when a cargo of Firestones.....

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                                  Thanatos
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                                  Sank, in the highest tones

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                                    Mashibinbin
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                                    That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,

                                    Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,

                                    But when a cargo of Firestones.....

                                    Sank, in the highest tones,

                                    Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      That gnarly old guardian Oakley

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                                        TuragaNuju
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                                        Gave the dungeoneer his coat free

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                                          Drassil
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                                          Said the tree troll, "It's yours,

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