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    He had the option to take a knife,

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      Mashibinbin
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      but instead ran for his life,

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        Thanatos
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        Whose Force fell from red down to zero.

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          It was time for their summer vacation,

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            keeds
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            And for most this was a pleasant situation

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              Snowcat
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              But when they made it to Cornwall..

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                TuragaNuju
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                They ran into Hornall

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                  Snowcat
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                  and got pulled over for a speeding citation....

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

                    As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

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                      TuragaNuju
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                      Lord Fear felt like parade-ing

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                        Billy
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                        "Now, I don't like to gloat..."

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                          HarveyTowers
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                          "...Or to recite by rote..."

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                            TuragaNuju
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                            But I Laugh As I Have Just Slayed Him!

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                              Snowcat
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                              Take a quote from treguard and we get.........

                              If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen

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                                  Drassil
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                                  Though the wyrm may seem quirky

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                                    Snowcat
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                                    Don't worry about ol' Smirky....

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      His Flying's Not To Jerkey

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                                        Drassil
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                                        That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

                                        This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

                                        If from 'International Departures' you are leaving

                                        Dragon plate armour you won't be needing

                                        Though the wyrm may seem quirky

                                        Don't worry about Smirky

                                        His talent for flying is leading

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

                                          That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff

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