Re:Knightmare Limericks
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The maiden they call Mellisandre
Decided that french was Tres Sambre
She filled up a kettle
C'etait trop chaud pour Grettel
So she decided to join a felis-cadre.
N.B To Thanatos:
Pick fault with this or any other person's attempt to involve themselves in the future and you'll have lost yourself one contributor to this thread. This isn't the first time you've interrupted the fun to want stricter guidelines.
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Yes, tempers do fray occasionally. People have something controversial that they can't keep in, they say it, we listen to each other, then we all hopefully move on. So I for one would rather not be forced to dwell on the matter by watching a limerick about it take shape. People could end up getting further offended.
Thus, I'm going to offer enough lines to round off this limerick, and the first line of a new one that we can work together on - a Knightmare-related one. (I say 'offer', because I know it's bending the rules to breaking point, so people are free to ignore my submissions if they feel strongly.)
There once was a fight on the forum
A momentary loss of decorum
We let the dust settle
Returned to fine fettle
And S2 maids? Some still deplore 'em!
New limerick?
There once was a Wolfenden welder
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Good work Dras! (and I LOVE obvious rhymes btw!)
Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda
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[So far...
There once was a Wolfenden welder
Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda ]
So he got hold of a gate
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(As long as no one minds me contributing another line...)
There once was a Wolfenden welder
Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda
He got hold of a gate
Turned it into a plate
And a ring... but he fled when he smelled 'er!
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Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
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A dusty old rag & bone yard
Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard
but when parts of his Lute....
Were destroyed by a boot,
he got by with an invisable-stone shard.
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There was a young maid named Melly...
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Drove Treguard To Hell
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Lubricated with mineral jelly!
(This topic now the tenth most replied too...)
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There was a strong lady named Gundrada,
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Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger
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