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    Drassil
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    Yes, tempers do fray occasionally. People have something controversial that they can't keep in, they say it, we listen to each other, then we all hopefully move on. So I for one would rather not be forced to dwell on the matter by watching a limerick about it take shape. People could end up getting further offended.

    Thus, I'm going to offer enough lines to round off this limerick, and the first line of a new one that we can work together on - a Knightmare-related one. (I say 'offer', because I know it's bending the rules to breaking point, so people are free to ignore my submissions if they feel strongly.)

    There once was a fight on the forum

    A momentary loss of decorum

    We let the dust settle

    Returned to fine fettle

    And S2 maids? Some still deplore 'em!

    New limerick?

    There once was a Wolfenden welder

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      #205

      Good work Dras! (and I LOVE obvious rhymes btw!)

      Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda

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        Thanatos
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        Oh, good grief, everyone stop over-reacting.

        Enough emoticons?

        (Sorry.)

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          TheBrollachan
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          [So far...

          There once was a Wolfenden welder

          Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda ]

          So he got hold of a gate

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            Aldude
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            turned it into a plate

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              #209

              (As long as no one minds me contributing another line...)

              There once was a Wolfenden welder

              Who fancied the elf-maiden Velda

              He got hold of a gate

              Turned it into a plate

              And a ring... but he fled when he smelled 'er!

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                Billy
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                A dusty old rag & bone yard

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

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                    Snowcat
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                    but when parts of his Lute....

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                      Thanatos
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                      Were destroyed by a boot,

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                        Mashibinbin
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                        A dusty old rag & bone yard

                        Was the home of Ridolfo, a lone bard

                        but when parts of his Lute....

                        Were destroyed by a boot,

                        he got by with an invisable-stone shard.

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                          GranitasIsCute
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                          There was a young maid named Melly...

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                            Thanatos
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                            Whose frequent appearance on telly

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                              TuragaNuju
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                              Drove Treguard To Hell

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                                Billy
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                                So he jumped down a well

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                                  HarveyTowers
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                                  Lubricated with mineral jelly!

                                  (This topic now the tenth most replied too...)

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                                    GranitasIsCute
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                                    There was a strong lady named Gundrada,

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                                      TuragaNuju
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                                      Who Smelled Strongly Of Larger

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                                        Thanatos
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                                        Noting this, Hands and Mace

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          ...Tried to kiss her 'Sweet' face....

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