Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Since no one's bothering, here goes. You have to add stress where I've indicated in capitals!
ME-thod of DE-scending LE-vel(l)
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A new one then:
Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood
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Look out for an Elf-path
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Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood
As no dungeoneer ever should
Look out for an Elf-path
For ill-gotten pelf hath
Been known to tempt elves to no good
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And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
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But by crossing his palm...
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The Dunswater's chilly and deep
And a ride with the boatman's not cheap
But by crossing his palm...
You'll come to no harm
Until you're across to the keep.
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Riddles of mine are what I excel at
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Instead I eat Pie,
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Else life force should die
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In honour of the late great John W,
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
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Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!
I'll resurrect it though!
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...
Could often be found...
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[Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]
With oysters around
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