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Re:Knightmare Limericks

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    dontyoulikemypie
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    But rather enthralling

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Since no one's bothering, here goes. You have to add stress where I've indicated in capitals!

      ME-thod of DE-scending LE-vel(l)

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      • HarveyTowersH
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        HarveyTowers
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        #254

        A new one then:

        Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood

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          frieza
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          Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood

          As no dungeoneer ever should...

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            dontyoulikemypie
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            Look out for an Elf-path

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              Thanatos
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              For ill-gotten pelf hath

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                Whilst wandering in Dunkley Wood

                As no dungeoneer ever should

                Look out for an Elf-path

                For ill-gotten pelf hath

                Been known to tempt elves to no good

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                  Thanatos
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                  The Dunswater's chilly and deep

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    #260

                    And a ride with the boatman's not cheap

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                    • HarveyTowersH
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                      HarveyTowers
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                      #261

                      But by crossing his palm...

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                        Billy
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                        You'll come to no harm

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          The Dunswater's chilly and deep

                          And a ride with the boatman's not cheap

                          But by crossing his palm...

                          You'll come to no harm

                          Until you're across to the keep.

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                            Snowcat
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                            And again......

                            Riddle me this and Riddle me that...

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                              Becxsmagic
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                              Riddles of mine are what I excel at

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                Instead I eat Pie,

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                                  dontyoulikemypie
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                                  Else life force should die

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                                    Snowcat
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                                    ... and a staff hits the table with no congrats.

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      In honour of the late great John W,

                                      That irascible wizard called Merlin...

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                                        Malefact
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                                        Whose every appearance was sterling...

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!

                                          I'll resurrect it though!

                                          That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                                          Whose every appearance was sterling...

                                          Could often be found...

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