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    Thanatos
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    The Dunswater's chilly and deep

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      #260

      And a ride with the boatman's not cheap

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        HarveyTowers
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        But by crossing his palm...

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          Billy
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          You'll come to no harm

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            #263

            The Dunswater's chilly and deep

            And a ride with the boatman's not cheap

            But by crossing his palm...

            You'll come to no harm

            Until you're across to the keep.

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              Snowcat
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              And again......

              Riddle me this and Riddle me that...

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                Becxsmagic
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                Riddles of mine are what I excel at

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                  TuragaNuju
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                  Instead I eat Pie,

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    Else life force should die

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                      Snowcat
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                      ... and a staff hits the table with no congrats.

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        In honour of the late great John W,

                        That irascible wizard called Merlin...

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                          Malefact
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                          Whose every appearance was sterling...

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!

                            I'll resurrect it though!

                            That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                            Whose every appearance was sterling...

                            Could often be found...

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              [Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]

                              With oysters around

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                                natnut
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                                and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                                  natnut
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                                  That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                                  Whose every appearance was sterling...

                                  Could often be found...

                                  with oysters around....

                                  and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

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                                      natnut
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                                      they all hang and watch snooker!

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                                        Snowcat
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                                        But when the pub game is pool

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                                          HStorm
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                                          At which Snowcat's not cool

                                          (Private joke.)

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