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    natnut
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    and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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      natnut
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      That irascible wizard called Merlin...

      Whose every appearance was sterling...

      Could often be found...

      with oysters around....

      and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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        TuragaNuju
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        Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

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          natnut
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          they all hang and watch snooker!

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            Snowcat
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            But when the pub game is pool

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              HStorm
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              At which Snowcat's not cool

              (Private joke.)

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                TuragaNuju
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                They have no choice but to shoot 'er

                I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction

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                  natnut
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                  Merlin once had a magic key........

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                    TuragaNuju
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                    #281

                    Which caused Goblins to flee

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                      djoska
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                      So it turned in the lock,

                      Turned the goblins to Rock,

                      And mistakenly frozen the sea!!

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                        djoska
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                        There once was a Sidriss, Confused,

                        No matter what spell she used,

                        Turned her dad into a Frog,

                        And her mate into a Dog,

                        Who's supposed to be serving the booze.

                        (her mate Marta served in the pub, right??)

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                          djoska
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                          There once was a barmaid called Marta,

                          Who was a rather good farter,

                          She drank the beer fast,

                          Spoke in rhyme from her A***,

                          Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!

                          Sidriss opened the door,

                          She found Marta on the floor,

                          She drank the pub dry,

                          Passed out, facing the sky,

                          Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!

                          (booze that is!)

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                            djoska
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                            There once was an old Snapper Jack,

                            Who you'd think could be smoking the crack,

                            He spoke in rhyme,

                            in 4/4 time,

                            And all of his phrases were whack!!!

                            There once was an elf called Elita,

                            Who had awfully smelly feet-a,

                            Smirky was having a snooze

                            and she took off her shoes,

                            And the dragon just turned and he eat her!!

                            hee hee

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                              djoska
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                              The brollachan was asking for knowledge,

                              About why are there lumps in his porridge,

                              He turned to Lord Fear,

                              Who Said with A sneer,

                              What did you expect, you're in Norwich!!!

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                                dontyoulikemypie
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                                Blimey, I go away for a few weeks and the limerick thread is a hive of activity! People writing their own full limericks! Whatever next!? 😮

                                Inspired by that show they call Knightmare,

                                I decided to enter the kite fair,

                                I used my computer,

                                To rescale a Pooka,

                                And where's the result? Well it's right there:

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                                  djoska
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                                  very good!!

                                  did you like my ones??

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                                    Billy
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                                    Could we go back to one line at a time? If everyone just submits their own, full limericks, the interactivity goes.

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                                      natnut
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                                      there once was a sorceress called lil

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                                        dontyoulikemypie
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                                        very good!!

                                        did you like my ones??

                                        I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          there once was a sorceress called lil

                                          Who was prone to the occasional chill

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