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    Becxsmagic
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    Riddles of mine are what I excel at

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      TuragaNuju
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      Instead I eat Pie,

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        Else life force should die

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          Snowcat
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          ... and a staff hits the table with no congrats.

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            dontyoulikemypie
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            In honour of the late great John W,

            That irascible wizard called Merlin...

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              Malefact
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              Whose every appearance was sterling...

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!

                I'll resurrect it though!

                That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                Whose every appearance was sterling...

                Could often be found...

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  [Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]

                  With oysters around

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                    natnut
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                    and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                      natnut
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                      That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                      Whose every appearance was sterling...

                      Could often be found...

                      with oysters around....

                      and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                        TuragaNuju
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                        Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

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                          natnut
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                          they all hang and watch snooker!

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                            Snowcat
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                            But when the pub game is pool

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                              HStorm
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                              At which Snowcat's not cool

                              (Private joke.)

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                They have no choice but to shoot 'er

                                I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction

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                                  natnut
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                                  Merlin once had a magic key........

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    Which caused Goblins to flee

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                                      djoska
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                                      So it turned in the lock,

                                      Turned the goblins to Rock,

                                      And mistakenly frozen the sea!!

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                                        djoska
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                                        There once was a Sidriss, Confused,

                                        No matter what spell she used,

                                        Turned her dad into a Frog,

                                        And her mate into a Dog,

                                        Who's supposed to be serving the booze.

                                        (her mate Marta served in the pub, right??)

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                                          djoska
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                                          There once was a barmaid called Marta,

                                          Who was a rather good farter,

                                          She drank the beer fast,

                                          Spoke in rhyme from her A***,

                                          Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!

                                          Sidriss opened the door,

                                          She found Marta on the floor,

                                          She drank the pub dry,

                                          Passed out, facing the sky,

                                          Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!

                                          (booze that is!)

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