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    Snowcat
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    And again......

    Riddle me this and Riddle me that...

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      Becxsmagic
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      Riddles of mine are what I excel at

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        TuragaNuju
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        Instead I eat Pie,

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Else life force should die

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            Snowcat
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            ... and a staff hits the table with no congrats.

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              In honour of the late great John W,

              That irascible wizard called Merlin...

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                Malefact
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                Whose every appearance was sterling...

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                  dontyoulikemypie
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                  Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!

                  I'll resurrect it though!

                  That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                  Whose every appearance was sterling...

                  Could often be found...

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    [Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]

                    With oysters around

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                      natnut
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                      and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                        natnut
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                        That irascible wizard called Merlin...

                        Whose every appearance was sterling...

                        Could often be found...

                        with oysters around....

                        and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

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                          TuragaNuju
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                          Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

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                            natnut
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                            they all hang and watch snooker!

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                              Snowcat
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                              But when the pub game is pool

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                                HStorm
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                                At which Snowcat's not cool

                                (Private joke.)

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                                  TuragaNuju
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                                  They have no choice but to shoot 'er

                                  I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction

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                                    natnut
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                                    Merlin once had a magic key........

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                                      TuragaNuju
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                                      Which caused Goblins to flee

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                                        djoska
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                                        So it turned in the lock,

                                        Turned the goblins to Rock,

                                        And mistakenly frozen the sea!!

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                                          djoska
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                                          There once was a Sidriss, Confused,

                                          No matter what spell she used,

                                          Turned her dad into a Frog,

                                          And her mate into a Dog,

                                          Who's supposed to be serving the booze.

                                          (her mate Marta served in the pub, right??)

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