Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Else life force should die
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In honour of the late great John W,
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
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Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!
I'll resurrect it though!
That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...
Could often be found...
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[Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]
With oysters around
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Sometimes in the den of Pooka's
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They have no choice but to shoot 'er
I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction
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Which caused Goblins to flee
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There once was a barmaid called Marta,
Who was a rather good farter,
She drank the beer fast,
Spoke in rhyme from her A***,
Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!
Sidriss opened the door,
She found Marta on the floor,
She drank the pub dry,
Passed out, facing the sky,
Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!
(booze that is!)
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There once was an old Snapper Jack,
Who you'd think could be smoking the crack,
He spoke in rhyme,
in 4/4 time,
And all of his phrases were whack!!!
There once was an elf called Elita,
Who had awfully smelly feet-a,
Smirky was having a snooze
and she took off her shoes,
And the dragon just turned and he eat her!!
hee hee
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