International Knightmare!
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Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom
Hordriss: Christopher Lee
Maldame: Sian Phillips
Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean
Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins
Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport
McGrew: Robbie Coultrane
Merlin: Derek Jacobi
Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes
Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted
Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien
Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush
I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).
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Alan Rickman as Treguard
Kate Blanchette as Greystag
John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred
Orlando Bloom as Pickle
Christopher Lee as Hordris
Eric Idol as Motley
Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands
What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?
Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?
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Coming soon to a screen near you. A gripping saga of passion, revenge, silver and gold, that will take you to the edge of your seat, and far beyond. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Dunswater Boatman, in
I, Rowboat
('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')
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And following in Drassil's hillarious footsteps...
Prepare for a thrilling extravaganza that will thrillingly take you on the thrilling ride of a thrilling lifetime. The thrilling Dame Judi Thrilling Dench in the thrilling thriller of the thrilling year...
Wight Noise
It's thrilling...
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that is a good idea
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What would a KM movie be about?
The Dungeon
The novels
Stupid American kids going back in time and there being strangely no linguistic barrier between modern American Englaish and middle English.
Personally I think it would have to be something that would include chacracteres from all 8 series.
It would ahve to have:
Treguard
Pickle
Velda
Folly or Motley
Mellisandre (not Gretel)
Hordris
Brother Mace
Cedric
Mogdred
Merlin
Morghana or Malice
Greystag
McGrew
Gundrada
Gibit
Gatekeeper
Possibly Lord Fear
Skarkil
Fatilla
Gumboil
Grippa, Rhak and Tiny
Smirkanauf
Owen
Oakley
Granitas
The Oracle of Confusion
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Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep play estranged spouses who become locked in a bittersweet custody battle over the thing that means the most to them, their Knightmare recordings, in KMer Versus KMer
Also coming soon to a magic mirror near you, Matt Damon plays a secret agent on the run from a mindless mechanical warrior with nothing better to do, in The Bored Automatum
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Other forthcoming movies that have been previewd through the spyglass.
Christian Bale leaves Gotham for Goth, and tackles the great joker that is Lord Fear in:
BATMAN : THE DARK KNIGHTMARE
And the much-anticipated follow up to Snakes On A Plane, look out for:
GOBLINS ON A DESCENDER
where you can be almost certain of hearing the line:
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfin' Goblins on this motherfin' Descender!"
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i think many years ago ppl did ask for a minor celebrities knightmare which sadly never happened ppl like tommy boyd were up for it!!
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Just imagine it!
"Enter, Stranger!"
WHOOSH!
"Who challenges my dungeon?"
"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"
"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"
"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"
A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out
What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!
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Just imagine it!
"Enter, Stranger!"
WHOOSH!
"Who challenges my dungeon?"
"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"
"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"
"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"
A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out
What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!
Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.
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I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.
That was unexpected, but funny
Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...
Now that I think about it, there are a lot of "southern folk" who go on game shows like "Deal or No Deal" ^_^;;;And that is a LOT of screaming and crying.
Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.
I must say not only is that answer plausible, but it's adorable.
And by the way, I live in Kentucky, USA.
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I must say not only is that answer plausible, but it's adorable.
Many thanks. I realised later on that the end of Philadelphia also sounds like "L. Fear", so the Opposition would be pleased as well.
Now that I think about it, there are a lot of "southern folk" who go on game shows like "Deal or No Deal" ^_^;;;And that is a LOT of screaming and crying.
It's much the same with Deal Or No Deal in the UK. I've never really understood the appeal. The last time box-opening was that annoying to listen to was on Knightmare, when Pixel flew out of them!
And by the way, I live in Kentucky, USA.
Ah, the state where instead of saying, "Let's go to KFC for some food", you need only say, "Let's go to FC for some food."
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And to think that all I was going to suggest was that they were country folks who'd won a lottery or something... think I've been rescued in brilliant style!
Nice to have you on the forum, nin_ken_dog.
Hee hee! It's good to be here.
Many thanks. I realised later on that the end of Philadelphia also sounds like "L. Fear", so the Opposition would be pleased as well.
It's much the same with Deal Or No Deal in the UK. I've never really understood the appeal. The last time box-opening was that annoying to listen to was on Knightmare, when Pixel flew out of them!
Ah, the state where instead of saying, "Let's go to KFC for some food", you need only say, "Let's go to FC for some food."
I should put the hose to you for being so clever, Drassil. pulls out hose
Well, on the US DoND, we don't have the family members holding boxes. We have suitcases held by lovely ladies...
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/06/19/2003754368.jpg
^____^;;;
And we still call it KFC, because we're lazy like that
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Forget International Knightmare, I'm dreading the day they decide to do a Celebrity Knightmare.
...You mean The Adventure Game? (only with rolling games and no guarantee any of them wouldn't have to walk home from Arg)
[...I'm still trying to work out how "The devisers shared a love of Dungeons and Dragons and wished to televise it." managed to mutate it's way into, well, green cheese, royal teapots, and light physics puzzles in space, actually, but I think I'd quite enjoy sitting in on their sessions...]
(As for Deal or No Deal, it's a game of trying to sell a commodity of highly volatile value via one dimensional negotiation. That would make it stocks and shares in gameshow form, then [Shame the UK version doesn't involve Noel Edmonds in the other type of stocks...]. It also serves to illustrate utility theory quite nicely, and there have been papers published using it as evidence. I stopped watching when the host and most of the contestants started to mistake "Ignoring the game and going away with whatever's in your box regardless of the offers" for the game. Although Charlie Brooker's review of it as Schroedinger's Boxes was entertaining.)
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