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    Wolfshead
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    The Terguard and Dungeon characters speak Medieval English, but the spell makes use hear is modern English and converts modern English back into Medieval so the characters can understand.

    Actually I've read Chaucer and that's not too difficult, but Treguard's English would've been older and probably had a bit of old Norse in it.

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      Wolfshead
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      A Knigthmare movie would be wonderful, but could it stay tru to the feel of the game show or end up being like that dreadful He-man movie.

      Olaf: Dolf Lungren

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        MoanaLiza
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        I think a similar thread has been done before with actors in general, but which Hollywood actors/resses would be best playing which characters if a Hollywood blockbuster was made?

        Also which Hollywood film characters are so like which Knightmare characters?

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          123Pooka
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          I'll try and think of a few possibilities:

          Angelina Jolie- Velda

          Sean Connery- Hordriss

          I think I said this one in an earlier thread long time ago possibly Sean Bean- Skarkill

          Ian Mckellen- Merlin

          Arnold Schwarzenegger- dreadnort

          Sarah Michelle Gellar- Elita

          Tim Robbins- wellway guard, gibbet/gumboil perhaps

          Catherine Zeta Jones- Greystagg

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            Thanatos
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            Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom

            Hordriss: Christopher Lee

            Maldame: Sian Phillips

            Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean

            Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins

            Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport

            McGrew: Robbie Coultrane

            Merlin: Derek Jacobi

            Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes

            Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted

            Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien

            Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush

            I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).

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              Wolfshead
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              Alan Rickman as Treguard

              Kate Blanchette as Greystag

              John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred

              Orlando Bloom as Pickle

              Christopher Lee as Hordris

              Eric Idol as Motley

              Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands

              What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?

              Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?

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                Drassil
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                Coming soon to a screen near you. A gripping saga of passion, revenge, silver and gold, that will take you to the edge of your seat, and far beyond. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Dunswater Boatman, in

                I, Rowboat

                ('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')

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                  Fidjit
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                  Nice one!

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                    darkDescender
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                    And following in Drassil's hillarious footsteps...

                    Prepare for a thrilling extravaganza that will thrillingly take you on the thrilling ride of a thrilling lifetime. The thrilling Dame Judi Thrilling Dench in the thrilling thriller of the thrilling year...

                    Wight Noise

                    It's thrilling...

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                      snapperjack
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                      that is a good idea

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                        Wolfshead
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                        What would a KM movie be about?

                        The Dungeon

                        The novels

                        Stupid American kids going back in time and there being strangely no linguistic barrier between modern American Englaish and middle English.

                        Personally I think it would have to be something that would include chacracteres from all 8 series.

                        It would ahve to have:

                        Treguard

                        Pickle

                        Velda

                        Folly or Motley

                        Mellisandre (not Gretel)

                        Hordris

                        Brother Mace

                        Cedric

                        Mogdred

                        Merlin

                        Morghana or Malice

                        Greystag

                        McGrew

                        Gundrada

                        Gibit

                        Gatekeeper

                        Possibly Lord Fear

                        Skarkil

                        Fatilla

                        Gumboil

                        Grippa, Rhak and Tiny

                        Smirkanauf

                        Owen

                        Oakley

                        Granitas

                        The Oracle of Confusion

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                          Drassil
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                          Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep play estranged spouses who become locked in a bittersweet custody battle over the thing that means the most to them, their Knightmare recordings, in KMer Versus KMer

                          Also coming soon to a magic mirror near you, Matt Damon plays a secret agent on the run from a mindless mechanical warrior with nothing better to do, in The Bored Automatum

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                            JamesA
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                            Other forthcoming movies that have been previewd through the spyglass.

                            Christian Bale leaves Gotham for Goth, and tackles the great joker that is Lord Fear in:

                            BATMAN : THE DARK KNIGHTMARE

                            And the much-anticipated follow up to Snakes On A Plane, look out for:

                            GOBLINS ON A DESCENDER

                            where you can be almost certain of hearing the line:

                            "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfin' Goblins on this motherfin' Descender!"

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                              knightmaredave
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                              i think many years ago ppl did ask for a minor celebrities knightmare which sadly never happened ppl like tommy boyd were up for it!!

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                                nin_ken_dog
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                                Just imagine it!

                                "Enter, Stranger!"

                                WHOOSH!

                                "Who challenges my dungeon?"

                                "Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

                                "Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

                                "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"

                                A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out

                                What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!

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                                  sozboz
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                                  fixing teeth? from google:

                                  Cletus M Bonds III PC is a Exton dentist. Need a dentist? Call Cletus M Bonds III PC.

                                  80 W Welsh Pool Rd # 205, Exton PA

                                  610-363-0809

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                                    sozboz
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                                    I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.

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                                      HStorm
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                                      Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...

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                                        Drassil
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                                        Just imagine it!

                                        "Enter, Stranger!"

                                        WHOOSH!

                                        "Who challenges my dungeon?"

                                        "Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

                                        "Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

                                        "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"

                                        A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out

                                        What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!

                                        Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.

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                                          nin_ken_dog
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                                          fixing teeth? from google:

                                          Cletus M Bonds III PC is a Exton dentist. Need a dentist? Call Cletus M Bonds III PC.

                                          80 W Welsh Pool Rd # 205, Exton PA

                                          610-363-0809

                                          I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.

                                          That was unexpected, but funny

                                          Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...

                                          😮 Now that I think about it, there are a lot of "southern folk" who go on game shows like "Deal or No Deal" ^_^;;;

                                          And that is a LOT of screaming and crying.

                                          Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.

                                          I must say not only is that answer plausible, but it's adorable.

                                          And by the way, I live in Kentucky, USA.

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