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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    That's a luxury quibble I'd argue. I'm sure they could invent a spell that allows non-contemporaries to communicate. I mean let's face it, in the TV series dungeoneers have no trouble communicating with the inhabitants of the dungeon either do they?

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      Wolfshead
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      The Terguard and Dungeon characters speak Medieval English, but the spell makes use hear is modern English and converts modern English back into Medieval so the characters can understand.

      Actually I've read Chaucer and that's not too difficult, but Treguard's English would've been older and probably had a bit of old Norse in it.

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        Wolfshead
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        A Knigthmare movie would be wonderful, but could it stay tru to the feel of the game show or end up being like that dreadful He-man movie.

        Olaf: Dolf Lungren

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          MoanaLiza
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          I think a similar thread has been done before with actors in general, but which Hollywood actors/resses would be best playing which characters if a Hollywood blockbuster was made?

          Also which Hollywood film characters are so like which Knightmare characters?

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            123Pooka
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            I'll try and think of a few possibilities:

            Angelina Jolie- Velda

            Sean Connery- Hordriss

            I think I said this one in an earlier thread long time ago possibly Sean Bean- Skarkill

            Ian Mckellen- Merlin

            Arnold Schwarzenegger- dreadnort

            Sarah Michelle Gellar- Elita

            Tim Robbins- wellway guard, gibbet/gumboil perhaps

            Catherine Zeta Jones- Greystagg

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              Thanatos
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              Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom

              Hordriss: Christopher Lee

              Maldame: Sian Phillips

              Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean

              Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins

              Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport

              McGrew: Robbie Coultrane

              Merlin: Derek Jacobi

              Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes

              Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted

              Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien

              Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush

              I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).

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                Wolfshead
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                Alan Rickman as Treguard

                Kate Blanchette as Greystag

                John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred

                Orlando Bloom as Pickle

                Christopher Lee as Hordris

                Eric Idol as Motley

                Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands

                What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?

                Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?

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                  Drassil
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                  Coming soon to a screen near you. A gripping saga of passion, revenge, silver and gold, that will take you to the edge of your seat, and far beyond. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Dunswater Boatman, in

                  I, Rowboat

                  ('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')

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                    Fidjit
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                    Nice one!

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                      darkDescender
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                      And following in Drassil's hillarious footsteps...

                      Prepare for a thrilling extravaganza that will thrillingly take you on the thrilling ride of a thrilling lifetime. The thrilling Dame Judi Thrilling Dench in the thrilling thriller of the thrilling year...

                      Wight Noise

                      It's thrilling...

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                        snapperjack
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                        that is a good idea

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                          Wolfshead
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                          What would a KM movie be about?

                          The Dungeon

                          The novels

                          Stupid American kids going back in time and there being strangely no linguistic barrier between modern American Englaish and middle English.

                          Personally I think it would have to be something that would include chacracteres from all 8 series.

                          It would ahve to have:

                          Treguard

                          Pickle

                          Velda

                          Folly or Motley

                          Mellisandre (not Gretel)

                          Hordris

                          Brother Mace

                          Cedric

                          Mogdred

                          Merlin

                          Morghana or Malice

                          Greystag

                          McGrew

                          Gundrada

                          Gibit

                          Gatekeeper

                          Possibly Lord Fear

                          Skarkil

                          Fatilla

                          Gumboil

                          Grippa, Rhak and Tiny

                          Smirkanauf

                          Owen

                          Oakley

                          Granitas

                          The Oracle of Confusion

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep play estranged spouses who become locked in a bittersweet custody battle over the thing that means the most to them, their Knightmare recordings, in KMer Versus KMer

                            Also coming soon to a magic mirror near you, Matt Damon plays a secret agent on the run from a mindless mechanical warrior with nothing better to do, in The Bored Automatum

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                              JamesAJ
                              JamesA
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                              Other forthcoming movies that have been previewd through the spyglass.

                              Christian Bale leaves Gotham for Goth, and tackles the great joker that is Lord Fear in:

                              BATMAN : THE DARK KNIGHTMARE

                              And the much-anticipated follow up to Snakes On A Plane, look out for:

                              GOBLINS ON A DESCENDER

                              where you can be almost certain of hearing the line:

                              "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfin' Goblins on this motherfin' Descender!"

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                                knightmaredave
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                                i think many years ago ppl did ask for a minor celebrities knightmare which sadly never happened ppl like tommy boyd were up for it!!

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                                  nin_ken_dog
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                                  Just imagine it!

                                  "Enter, Stranger!"

                                  WHOOSH!

                                  "Who challenges my dungeon?"

                                  "Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

                                  "Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

                                  "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"

                                  A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out

                                  What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!

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                                    sozboz
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                                    fixing teeth? from google:

                                    Cletus M Bonds III PC is a Exton dentist. Need a dentist? Call Cletus M Bonds III PC.

                                    80 W Welsh Pool Rd # 205, Exton PA

                                    610-363-0809

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                                      sozboz
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                                      I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...

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                                          Drassil
                                          Senior staff
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                                          Just imagine it!

                                          "Enter, Stranger!"

                                          WHOOSH!

                                          "Who challenges my dungeon?"

                                          "Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

                                          "Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

                                          "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"

                                          A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out

                                          What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!

                                          Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.

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