International Knightmare!
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I'll try and think of a few possibilities:
Angelina Jolie- Velda
Sean Connery- Hordriss
I think I said this one in an earlier thread long time ago possibly Sean Bean- Skarkill
Ian Mckellen- Merlin
Arnold Schwarzenegger- dreadnort
Sarah Michelle Gellar- Elita
Tim Robbins- wellway guard, gibbet/gumboil perhaps
Catherine Zeta Jones- Greystagg
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Ridolfo: Orlando Bloom
Hordriss: Christopher Lee
Maldame: Sian Phillips
Julius Scaramonger: Sean Bean
Mogdred: Ian McKellan or Anthony Hopkins
Sir Hugh de Witless: Jack Davenport
McGrew: Robbie Coultrane
Merlin: Derek Jacobi
Mrs. Grimwold: Miriam Margolyes
Mr. Grimwold: whoever played Father Stack in Father Ted
Grimaldine: Richard o'Brien
Captain Neamanor: Geoffrey Rush
I'd never re-cast Treguard, Lord Fear or Sylvester Hands (though if I had to I'd choose Brian Blessed, either John Hurt or Alan Rickman and Eric Idle respectively).
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Alan Rickman as Treguard
Kate Blanchette as Greystag
John Hurt or John Cleese as Mogdred
Orlando Bloom as Pickle
Christopher Lee as Hordris
Eric Idol as Motley
Tony Robinson as Sylvester hands
What kinds of scenes would people like to see in a KM movie, e.g. who would fight who?
Where would it take place, in Medieval England, in the present or in the Dungeon?
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Coming soon to a screen near you. A gripping saga of passion, revenge, silver and gold, that will take you to the edge of your seat, and far beyond. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Dunswater Boatman, in
I, Rowboat
('Deep is da Dunswater. And cooooold....')
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And following in Drassil's hillarious footsteps...
Prepare for a thrilling extravaganza that will thrillingly take you on the thrilling ride of a thrilling lifetime. The thrilling Dame Judi Thrilling Dench in the thrilling thriller of the thrilling year...
Wight Noise
It's thrilling...
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that is a good idea
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What would a KM movie be about?
The Dungeon
The novels
Stupid American kids going back in time and there being strangely no linguistic barrier between modern American Englaish and middle English.
Personally I think it would have to be something that would include chacracteres from all 8 series.
It would ahve to have:
Treguard
Pickle
Velda
Folly or Motley
Mellisandre (not Gretel)
Hordris
Brother Mace
Cedric
Mogdred
Merlin
Morghana or Malice
Greystag
McGrew
Gundrada
Gibit
Gatekeeper
Possibly Lord Fear
Skarkil
Fatilla
Gumboil
Grippa, Rhak and Tiny
Smirkanauf
Owen
Oakley
Granitas
The Oracle of Confusion
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Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep play estranged spouses who become locked in a bittersweet custody battle over the thing that means the most to them, their Knightmare recordings, in KMer Versus KMer
Also coming soon to a magic mirror near you, Matt Damon plays a secret agent on the run from a mindless mechanical warrior with nothing better to do, in The Bored Automatum
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Other forthcoming movies that have been previewd through the spyglass.
Christian Bale leaves Gotham for Goth, and tackles the great joker that is Lord Fear in:
BATMAN : THE DARK KNIGHTMARE
And the much-anticipated follow up to Snakes On A Plane, look out for:
GOBLINS ON A DESCENDER
where you can be almost certain of hearing the line:
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfin' Goblins on this motherfin' Descender!"
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i think many years ago ppl did ask for a minor celebrities knightmare which sadly never happened ppl like tommy boyd were up for it!!
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Just imagine it!
"Enter, Stranger!"
WHOOSH!
"Who challenges my dungeon?"
"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"
"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"
"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"
A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out
What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!
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Just imagine it!
"Enter, Stranger!"
WHOOSH!
"Who challenges my dungeon?"
"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"
"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"
"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"
A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out
What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!
Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.
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fixing teeth? from google:
Cletus M Bonds III PC is a Exton dentist. Need a dentist? Call Cletus M Bonds III PC.
80 W Welsh Pool Rd # 205, Exton PA
610-363-0809
I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.
That was unexpected, but funny
Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...
Now that I think about it, there are a lot of "southern folk" who go on game shows like "Deal or No Deal" ^_^;;;And that is a LOT of screaming and crying.
Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.
I must say not only is that answer plausible, but it's adorable.
And by the way, I live in Kentucky, USA.
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