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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    DavidNewton
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    D-¦>

    • Lord Fear jettisons his heavy metal armbands and even heavier metal helmet in favour of....

    ....well, you finish this one.

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      Emii
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      ...something he got at an Ann Summers party!

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        DavidNewton
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        AAAARGH!

        ...Well done anyway.

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          Gerz
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          😮

          When the dungeonere enters the next room, and it is a room from the crystal maze/ VI/ Coronation Street/ any other show apart from Knightmare!

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            dragonfollower
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            ...S Club Juniors give a special concert for Lord Fear

            That would be really funny-to see s club jrs on knightmare

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              dragonfollower
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              When the dungeonere enters the next room, and it is a room from the crystal maze/ VI/ Coronation Street/ any other show apart from Knightmare!..................what about the simpsons

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                natnut
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                1. the dungeoneer has a low life force and the only spell they posess is SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

                2. Instead of telling a joke Motley does a rap in the style of Eminem.

                3. Tregaurd tells the dungeoneer the wrong way to go,Just for a laugh.

                4. Majita turns up in stockings and suspenders and says "COME HERE BIG BOY".

                5. One of the riddles in the clue room is about eastenders

                6. Hordriss claims his multicoloured hair is because he's turned punk.

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                  Billy
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                  Treguard shaves off his beard!!!!

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                    Aldude
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                    When this face -->  🙂  chases the dungeoneers instead of a storm-guist

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                      Emii
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                      LOL that would actually be quite scary!!!

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                        Gerz
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                        You walk throw a very long dwarf tunnel and end up in Russia

                        You blow the horn (that summons Vedla) while Velda was having a bath she runs to save you before noticing she didn't have much on, much to the advisors delight 😮 and she dives behind a chair.

                        The Wall monsters gat wall paper plastered over them

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                          Steve
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                          • Hordress refers to himself in the 1st person  ;D

                          • The Dungeoneer gets fed up Turns around in the dwarf tunnel and uses the dagger to kick some serious Goblin ass

                          • The crow does a shit on the Dungeoneers head

                          • SMIRKY does a shit on the dungeoneers head

                          • The dungeoneer walks in on Mrs Grimwold and the hubby doing it (Doggy style! - Excuse the pun , and the lingo)

                          • The Skulls(ghosts) actually do some damage!

                          • The Dungeoneer walks into a tree while in the forest(cant believe this never happened)

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                            Pooka
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                            Yeah, except a Stormgeist (floating skull) did some damage, once (and once only!) in series 4!  ;D

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                              Steve
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                              Meant the floating "Ghost" skulls from series 3 but i thought the others were kinda funny.

                              • In the level one clue room the choices are a spliff, a bottle of vodka and the Gold bar!

                              Not my best but most have already been said!

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                The dungeoneers explain where they are to the rest of the team.

                                The dungeoneers never say where am I

                                All the teams and dungeoneers actually know their right from their left

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  When gremlins start appearing everywhere.

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    When the Goblins are replced by Gremlins.

                                    When the lifeforce is replaced by a hamburger, Steak, or even a roast dinner.

                                    When the Goblins accept Julie's present (s3) and become her best friends and help her complete her quest.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      When a dungeoneer walks through the dwarf tunnels and end up in the North Pole and get chased by a polar bear.

                                      When a dungeoneer dissappears when they exit one room and they enter the Bermuda Triangle.

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        When the Godfather replaces Lord Fear

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          Neddy S5 is played by Shergar and Lord Fear is replaced by Lord Lucan

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