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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    In what movie does The Batman fight Lord Fear in a lift?

    The Mark Knight Rises.

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    • shadow6162S
      shadow6162S
      shadow6162
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      That joke is never going to get old

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #346

        How many Knightmare fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

        Only one. Faaaaaaaaaaaar too much intelligence and good taste to require more.

        No, it's not funny, but I still think most people on the forum will like it anyway.

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          fluttermoth
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          Love it!

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            Where did the hun drop his biscuit when he was told that he couldn't have children?

            In Fatilla tea.

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              TimeMaster
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              Liking it!

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                GrandDizzy
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                Wow, 11 years since I first made this thread! That was nearer to the show's run than to the present day.

                Let me see if I can think of a new Knightmare joke…

                Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"

                "Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."

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                  GrandDizzy
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                  Or how about…

                  Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."

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                    Canadanne
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                    Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"

                    "Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."

                    Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #353

                      Which music album is Pickle getting for Christmas?

                      Elvish Presley's Greatest Hits.

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #354

                        What time does Hordriss touch himself?

                        When the big hand's on one.

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          What did Treguard say to the polygamist?

                          "This is no game of numerous wives."

                          What do you get if you cross Elita with Skarkill?

                          A gob hobblin'.

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            What's the difference between Hordriss at the end of Series 5 and Red Death at the end of Series 6?

                            One "moves with grace and speed", the other with space and greed.

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #357

                              Why is a loaf baked at the entrance to Level 2 so polite?

                              Because it's well bread.

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                                Drassil
                                Senior staff
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                                What do you get if you cross Ariadne with Raptor?

                                A webinar.

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  Golgarach and the Chelsea squad.png

                                  Golgarach and the Chelsea squad.png

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    What's the difference between the technomagic embedded in Lord Fear's viewscreen, and Smirkenorff's dragonmints?

                                    One's firmware, the other's wyrm fare.

                                    After Series 6 Quest 3, why didn't Heggatty give Greystagg the contents of the Genoese box of delights?

                                    She was already an eye owner.

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      Lord F caused the software chaos.jpg

                                      Lord F caused the software chaos.jpg

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        Let's be honest, the early Treguard would if he could.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          Treguard - Blockbusters hot spot.png

                                          Treguard - Blockbusters hot spot.png

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