A great Knightmare joke...
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Man goes to the doctor: "Doctor, doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me. First, all my hair fell out, then I started losing my skin, and now even my bones are crumbling away!"
"Don't worry," says the Doctor, "I've seen this on Knightmare. As long as you have one eyeball left, you'll be fine. Here, have a banana."
Eddie Van Halen recently released a pop album, but fans hated it, forcing him to return to his musical roots. Eddie was quoted as saying: "Rock I was, rock I now become."
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What time does Hordriss touch himself?
When the big hand's on one.
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What did Treguard say to the polygamist?
"This is no game of numerous wives."
What do you get if you cross Elita with Skarkill?
A gob hobblin'.
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What's the difference between Hordriss at the end of Series 5 and Red Death at the end of Series 6?
One "moves with grace and speed", the other with space and greed.
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What do you get if you cross Ariadne with Raptor?
A webinar.
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What's the difference between the technomagic embedded in Lord Fear's viewscreen, and Smirkenorff's dragonmints?
One's firmware, the other's wyrm fare.
After Series 6 Quest 3, why didn't Heggatty give Greystagg the contents of the Genoese box of delights?
She was already an eye owner.
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When Sidriss took her cat Bethsemane to get neutered, she couldn't bear to watch in the same room. She ended up using a spayglass.
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If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.
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I think this kind of happened sometimes, LOL... remember when Julie scored 2 out of 3 but then Brangwen just said "No other knowledge is earned" after revealing their quest? I reckon Natasha Pope had accepted "on a mountain" for the third riddle but then Tim got in her ear because he wanted Mount Everest, so it was belatedly disallowed!
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