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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    MoanaLiza
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    Lord fear, Darth Vadar and Eminem!

    😮 😮 😮

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      MoanaLiza
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      The dwarf tunnels become never ending mazes!

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        Emii
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        You like this thread, don't you, Mem?

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          MoanaLiza
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          Yep!

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            MPK
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            Treguard is replaced by David Dickinson!

            Lol!

            "Theres a bargain on this clue table, can u find it?"

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              David_Cooper
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              Look at this charming Potion Bottle, only cost one Gold Bar Bargain Hunters, thats cheap as chips!

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                Emii
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                cracks up

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                  Pickle123
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                  Treguard dons the helmet of justice, gets out his reach wand and...tickles majida with it

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                    Emii
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                    THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Anne Robinson becomes Treguard's new assistant 😮 OOH NASTY! . She then defects to the opposition and becomes Lord Fear's annoying new henchperson.

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                        Pickle123
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                        screw that, Ms.Robinson would eat lord fear for brekfast.

                        LOL, i can just see lord fear doing a lizzard to anne robinson

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                          Emii
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                          LOL!

                          Lord Fear: "But Madam..."

                          Anne Robinson: "Mmmmm. Madam. And where exactly were you dragged up?"

                          Lord Fear: "I..."

                          Anne Robinson: "Shut up. You are the weakest link. Goodbye."

                          Lord Fear: "Noooooooooo!" plummets down hole

                          Brollochan: "I hungerrr...."

                          Anne Robinson: "Did you go to school?"

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                            Pickle123
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                            told you! pure classic

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                              MPK
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                              I like it!

                              What about when the dungeoneers face her;

                              Robinson; "Do you have any qualifications?"

                              Dungeoneer; "I'm only 11!"

                              Robinson; "And why do you wear that ridiculous helmet?"

                              Dungeoneer; "Treguard made me wear it"

                              Robinson; "And if Treguard said to jump off a cliff would you do it?"

                              Dungeoneer; "No, but I would if the advisors told me to do it!"

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Now I like that very amusing.

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  I will never be depressed  again  ;D

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                                    Emii
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                                    Lol tas been ages since I saw this thread...

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      I know. It's good to see old threads dredged up from the depths. Before we know it someone will be adding more ideas to the "Elita's mouth is so big..." section.

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        After using a transformation spell the dungeneer looks through the spy glass they see a chihuhua wearing Lord Fears clothes barking orders at Lissard

                                        Ridolfo starts singing opera libretto

                                        Lord Fears armor has been replaced with a pink glittery tutu... The horror, the horror!

                                        Elita says to a dungeneer: You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

                                        Lord Fear starts singing oprera libretto and odes to dungeneers  

                                        A red dragon falls on the teacher you hate

                                        (I think off this when my PE teacher gets on my nerves... so I just had to write it here)  

                                        Anne Robinson jokes are the best  ;D

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                                          RoxxAatherton
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                                          The dungeoneer faces the dungeon door, and steps boldly forward, only to realise that the dungeon is no longer there but they have unwittingly walked into a game of Takeshi's castle, not having noticed that the person they thought was Treguard with a unusually dodgy accent is actually Craig Charles in disguise.

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