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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    MoanaLiza
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    The dwarf tunnels become never ending mazes!

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      Emii
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      You like this thread, don't you, Mem?

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        MoanaLiza
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        Yep!

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          MPK
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          Treguard is replaced by David Dickinson!

          Lol!

          "Theres a bargain on this clue table, can u find it?"

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            David_Cooper
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            Look at this charming Potion Bottle, only cost one Gold Bar Bargain Hunters, thats cheap as chips!

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              Emii
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              cracks up

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                Pickle123
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                Treguard dons the helmet of justice, gets out his reach wand and...tickles majida with it

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                  Emii
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                  THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Anne Robinson becomes Treguard's new assistant 😮 OOH NASTY! . She then defects to the opposition and becomes Lord Fear's annoying new henchperson.

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                      Pickle123
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                      screw that, Ms.Robinson would eat lord fear for brekfast.

                      LOL, i can just see lord fear doing a lizzard to anne robinson

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                        Emii
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                        LOL!

                        Lord Fear: "But Madam..."

                        Anne Robinson: "Mmmmm. Madam. And where exactly were you dragged up?"

                        Lord Fear: "I..."

                        Anne Robinson: "Shut up. You are the weakest link. Goodbye."

                        Lord Fear: "Noooooooooo!" plummets down hole

                        Brollochan: "I hungerrr...."

                        Anne Robinson: "Did you go to school?"

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                          Pickle123
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                          told you! pure classic

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                            MPK
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                            I like it!

                            What about when the dungeoneers face her;

                            Robinson; "Do you have any qualifications?"

                            Dungeoneer; "I'm only 11!"

                            Robinson; "And why do you wear that ridiculous helmet?"

                            Dungeoneer; "Treguard made me wear it"

                            Robinson; "And if Treguard said to jump off a cliff would you do it?"

                            Dungeoneer; "No, but I would if the advisors told me to do it!"

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              Now I like that very amusing.

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                I will never be depressed  again  ;D

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                                  Emii
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                                  Lol tas been ages since I saw this thread...

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    I know. It's good to see old threads dredged up from the depths. Before we know it someone will be adding more ideas to the "Elita's mouth is so big..." section.

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      After using a transformation spell the dungeneer looks through the spy glass they see a chihuhua wearing Lord Fears clothes barking orders at Lissard

                                      Ridolfo starts singing opera libretto

                                      Lord Fears armor has been replaced with a pink glittery tutu... The horror, the horror!

                                      Elita says to a dungeneer: You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

                                      Lord Fear starts singing oprera libretto and odes to dungeneers  

                                      A red dragon falls on the teacher you hate

                                      (I think off this when my PE teacher gets on my nerves... so I just had to write it here)  

                                      Anne Robinson jokes are the best  ;D

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                                        RoxxAatherton
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                                        The dungeoneer faces the dungeon door, and steps boldly forward, only to realise that the dungeon is no longer there but they have unwittingly walked into a game of Takeshi's castle, not having noticed that the person they thought was Treguard with a unusually dodgy accent is actually Craig Charles in disguise.

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                                          RoxxAatherton
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                                          Ariadne's lair is found to be uninhabited because she has managed to trap herself in Treguards bath

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