U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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LOL!
Lord Fear: "But Madam..."
Anne Robinson: "Mmmmm. Madam. And where exactly were you dragged up?"
Lord Fear: "I..."
Anne Robinson: "Shut up. You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
Lord Fear: "Noooooooooo!" plummets down hole
Brollochan: "I hungerrr...."
Anne Robinson: "Did you go to school?"
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I like it!
What about when the dungeoneers face her;
Robinson; "Do you have any qualifications?"
Dungeoneer; "I'm only 11!"
Robinson; "And why do you wear that ridiculous helmet?"
Dungeoneer; "Treguard made me wear it"
Robinson; "And if Treguard said to jump off a cliff would you do it?"
Dungeoneer; "No, but I would if the advisors told me to do it!"
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I will never be depressed  again  ;D
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I know. It's good to see old threads dredged up from the depths. Before we know it someone will be adding more ideas to the "Elita's mouth is so big..." section.
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After using a transformation spell the dungeneer looks through the spy glass they see a chihuhua wearing Lord Fears clothes barking orders at Lissard
Ridolfo starts singing opera libretto
Lord Fears armor has been replaced with a pink glittery tutu... The horror, the horror!
Elita says to a dungeneer: You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Lord Fear starts singing oprera libretto and odes to dungeneers Â
A red dragon falls on the teacher you hate
(I think off this when my PE teacher gets on my nerves... so I just had to write it here) Â
Anne Robinson jokes are the best  ;D
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The dungeoneer faces the dungeon door, and steps boldly forward, only to realise that the dungeon is no longer there but they have unwittingly walked into a game of Takeshi's castle, not having noticed that the person they thought was Treguard with a unusually dodgy accent is actually Craig Charles in disguise.
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Ariadne's lair is found to be uninhabited because she has managed to trap herself in Treguards bath
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Brother Mace becomes a .com millionaire after publishing his book of proverbs on the net as proverbs.com which regularly gets daily hits of up to 10000 disgruntled dungeoneers trying desperately to find or make up a proverb that isn't listed so they can continue with their quest.
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Lord Fear finally cracks up and loudly proclaims 'I've had it with you two! I can't work with amateurs anymore!' and proceeds to sack both Lissard and Skarkill and recruit another henchman who...
a)is good looking
b)doesn't smell of tuna
c) manages not only to follow but also succssfully carry out all of Lord Fears evil schemes and plans
d)succeeds in not only catching dungeoneers but delivering them to Lord Fear, first hand
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That would be a miracle...
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The dungeoneer faces the dungeon door, and steps boldly forward, only to realise that the dungeon is no longer there but they have unwittingly walked into a game of Takeshi's castle, not having noticed that the person they thought was Treguard with a unusually dodgy accent is actually Craig Charles in disguise.
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Mommy!!!! SAVE ME!!!!
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