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  • Pseudo-3D Knightmare Game- A Work in Progress

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    SammyUKS
    This looks amazing! I just found your YouTube channel with the game videos. Are there any plans to return to it in the future? Or make it open source perhaps (so other developers can add to it)?
  • New Knightmare parody: Knight Terror

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    SammyUKS
    I'm hooked on this now! I hope they make new episodes!
  • Exploring the world of Knightmare with Oculus Rift

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    SammyUKS
    I just saw this (years too late)! I'm a game developer and wondered if you'd be willing to open source this project? Or team up and build a version for modern VR (or anyone else wanting to build something)? I primarily work in Unreal Engine on 3D games, as blueprints can handle most of the complex logic (I trained as an artist before jumping into level design, then development, and still prefer the visual method). I loved Knightmare as a kid and have waited (unsuccessfully) for it to be rebooted since the 90s! A VR game would work even with Knightmare newbies (I've shown the TV show to my young relatives and they loved it). You don't need to have seen the original to understand the concept of wandering alone through a dark and mysterious dungeon and solving puzzles.
  • A great Knightmare joke...

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    Topical [image: Screenshot 2026-07-10 114123.png]
  • Convention DVDs?

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    MystaraM
    I wonder if the Lords Of The Game pilot will forever remain a convention exclusive or if there might still be any future opportunity to see it. (And the pilot eps of Knightmare, for that matter. Would be cool if Tim could dig them out for the 40th anniversary next year!) I fear it’s unlikely. The pilot was filmed as “not for broadcast” so I imagine that legally it cannot be distributed. We did ask if we could include it on the DVD but although he gave it serious consideration, Tim said nay. I fear the pilots may have the same status
  • Peggatty's laugh in Series 6

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    Do you think Peggatty's laughter is Tom Karol? I always think it sounds a lot like Mrs Grimwold. This is something I've wondered about too, and asked for Billy's opinion on via Beg Billy on the Interactive Knightmare website many years ago. I certainly think Peggatty's laughter was done by a man. If it was Tom Karol, I wonder if they'd had it on tape for three years, unused, or if it was newly recorded as an uncredited contribution. I'm not keen on the idea of Tom Karol being called back in just to record a little bit of audio, then sent on his way (even though we know that Tim Child did keep Tom in mind post-Series 3 and worked with him again on the TimeGate pilot in 2002). I do like the idea of Tim deciding to recycle Mrs. Grimwold's laugh for Peggatty, reminiscing about the Grimwolds and that being why Tim included references to the Grimwolds (including a son) in Series 6.
  • Folly Return??

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    Could Lego Knightmare be returning from its long hiatus?
  • Knightmare Fanfic Index

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    I had cause to go back through an archive recently for somebody else and it has since occurred to me I may still have the fiction that was published on NKTP, which looking at the list posted was mine, Andrew Buckley's and a handful of Pooka/Ben Maydon files, though I notice Ben's stuff seems to have been repackaged and republished on his own website. As I'm not in contact with Andrew Buckley and haven't been since, well since NKTP was a thing I think as his work was published primarily (but not exclusively) on/for my site, I can make the call on his behalf to repackage that content rather than have everybody suffering looking at broken web pages through the Wayback Machine. As Mr Buckley was the original author he'll retain the copyright obviously and dibs on whether he wants them on show or not. I'll see what I can find.
  • Parody of Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters

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    About the latter part of Series 7 Quest 7. Based on Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters (1964). Official audio Oh when the boot's put down and there's a Marta who's a spoof And in a room that was hot, you were kept safe by drinking Fireproof Lissard's with Hordriss, but he can't see Mountebanks are just like mages, fools to be Dungeons and Hordriss, once to be feared Dungeons and Hordriss, a formidable beard Dungeons and Hordriss, now he acts like a clot Dungeons and Hordriss, for the sake of plot Dungeons and Hordriss, Hordriss In the pub you hear the tavern maid sounding quite unreal And so it's time to help the top dog by spelling REVEAL Lissard's with Hordriss, now he can see So he shows your team a stairway to Level 3 Dungeons and Lord Fear, he's raising hell Dungeons and Lord Fear, listen in through a shell Dungeons and Lord Fear, sends a troll up a shaft Dungeons and Lord Fear, crushed again it's daft Dungeons and Lord Fear, Lord Fear...
  • Parody of Overprotected by Britney Spears

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    Velda sings. Based on Overprotected by Britney Spears (2001). Official video I'll meet Simon... James... Scott... Julie... Kelly... Gavin... Martin... Series... Three - action! Say hello to the elf that I am You're going to have to deal with my directives If you are on a quest through Banburn, here I am And when I scream "Elvandis", you're protected If behemoths come my way Or there are goblins taking chances Then they will rue the day I will shoot, I will jab Not just casual glances What's she gonna do with her knife? You will find out, don't worry Should I take the left door or the right? You've just got to do it your way I can help when danger's real And my knife will keep the ogre deflected I'll tell them I don't like bearded men, 'cause I don't And Dunshelm has to deal with my invective Giving me a rose, well that will help, making me more well-disposed Like freeing me When incarcerated If behemoths come my way Or there are goblins taking chances Then they will rue the day I will shoot, I will jab Not just casual glances What's she gonna do with her knife? You will find out, don't worry Should I take the left door or the right? You just got to do it your way I can help when danger's real And my knife will keep the ogre deflected...
  • Jedi Temple Challenge

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    I recently watched Star Wars series The Mandalorian. Interestingly, Jedi Master Kelleran Beq - the host character in Jedi Temple Challenge, played by Ahmed Best - appears briefly in The Mandalorian. I wonder if there are any other examples of a gameshow character appearing in a full-fiction TV series or film. Imagine if Hugo Myatt appeared as Treguard in a drama!
  • Timebusters

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    Wish you could find the old episodes of Time Busters my brother was on it and would love to find that episode again
  • KM Live Gamebook Playthroughs: Fridays @ 4.30pm

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    Anyone who still doesn't know how to win the quest section of The Labyrinths of Fear might be interested to hear my playthrough in the latest episode of Temporal Discussion: https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/knightmarepod/ I've included details of the slight variations you can make to the very narrow winning path, but I've always been convinced that Dave Morris didn't really mean the routes to be this limited!
  • Unintended Knightmare references in the news

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    The name of a recently sacked BBC presenter reminds me that Knightmare Series 2 Quest 13 featured a Scot (aka dungeoneer Karen) in the Mills of Doom.
  • Join Lord F - & me - for a meetup in Whitstable.

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    Ah missed this! Only a short journey from where we are in the Medway area!
  • Series 4 Episode 3

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    s4t8brettS
    The volta, or "turn," in poetry is a rhetorical shift in argument, tone, or emotion, which is frequently signaled by transition words, most notably "but"... This shift is particularly prevalent in sonnets, where it serves as a crucial hinge point — often marking the transition... or introducing the final couplet. I don't suppose many children would've thought of this (if it was even intended), either in the studio or at home watching.
  • My Knightmare Dream

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    shadow6162S
    Hi it's me again. I'm back with more Knightmare dreams ^^ A few nights ago, I had a dream that four kids were playing an online video game together, sort of a Knightmare co-op game. When suddenly, they were all sucked into their computers and reappeared in the Knightmare dungeons. Rather than appearing in Treguard's castle, they all appeared underneath the Tower of Goth. One of the kids tried to take a piece of food, but Lord Fear appeared and chased all the kids away. So the aim of the game was for the kids to make their way backwards and get back to Knightmare Castle, but anything and anyone could kill them along the way. I think it worked like the Spanish version of the show, i.e. if one child made it back, the whole team would win. Which is just as well because all the kids started dying to traps a little too quickly. An interesting concept though for Knightmare, starting from the end and making your way backwards.
  • Parody of HYPNOTIZE by XG

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    Based on HYPNOTIZE by XG (2026). Official video Hey, you're questing from what you can't escape No wellway can get you out of your losing state this day I watch and criticise Your bad advice You could feel more wise If you'd got it right, no ill advising Woah, woah, woah, ill advising Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice 'Cause every time a team screws up like this There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS I say you lost lost lost Through ill advising And you give a wave and walk walk walk away With a scroll you're homeward bound Four who rolled the dice But they lost through bad advice You begin a quest to be a knight A knapack to feed your life force sprite For the watchers of illusion Your commands may cause confusion If you're not too deft Then your right is muddled with your left And then you have a dungeoneer who's wrongly stepped You were not adept, my goodbye is prepped I watch and criticise Your bad advice You could feel more wise If you'd got it right, no ill advising Woah, woah, woah, ill advising Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice 'Cause every time a team screws up like this There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS I say you lost lost lost Through ill advising And you give a wave and walk walk walk away With a scroll you're homeward bound Four who rolled the dice But they lost through bad advice When you're falling deep, what do you see? Not Level Three Curve of your learning's steep You're back at school Teams saying "Where am I?" "You're in a room" Might need more keen minds to stay clear of doom Now they're playing my game, if they lose then I shame them Victims of their own bad advice...
  • Unintended Knightmare references in our lives

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    The Knightlife Brewing Company have a Knightmare Calzone eating challenge for anyone who's feeling brave enough - click here for details. Some of you may be interested to know that this brewery is located in Poole, Dorset... Can't say I've ever noticed it despite walking past it multiple times!
  • El Rescate del Talisman

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    Another new Series 1 episode has been added. Slightly bizarre incident in the throne room - nobody ever told them that the only way is onwards, there is no turning back!!