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Post-Series 6, Lord Fear sacks Skarkill. Based on Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan (2023). Official video with lyrics in the description You know what they say, "Never waste a Friday tea on a goblin master" But there I was, in my helmet with my eyes red And so, I bring him to Mount Fear This man couldn't dance He only caught a single dungeoneer And he was clapping these iron chains (ugh) It doesn't matter though He no longer has what it takes to be With a lord like me I'm overdramatic, I know what I want I'm leaving the mountain, and you can't come Farewell, Skarkill I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill Oh yeah, I need A technomantic pyromaniac like me No huns, no monks, ow Spare me the miremen in swimming trunks Oh yeah, I need A technomantic pyromaniac like me Telling secrets there on the spyglass Wearing something that isn't in my class In every quest you've failed my test, your brain cells are quite sparse So get out (now), had enough of dry farce I'm overdramatic, I know what I want I'm leaving the dragon, and you can't come Farewell, Skarkill I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill Oh yeah, I need A technomantic pyromaniac like me No huns, no monks, ow Spare me the troubadours who think they're hunks Oh yeah, I need A technomantic pyromaniac like me (Shut up for me) Get out of my sight Leave Grippa and Rhark Limp that limp and take a hike somewhere dark You'll never be Lord Fear, I set too high a bar Limp that limp Say goodbye and Take your irons Stop your cryin' I'm the star Farewell, Skarkill I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill Oh yeah, I need A technomantic pyromaniac like me No huns, no monks, ow Spare me the cavernwights with swinging trunks Oh yeah, I need A technomantic, so-pedantic Keeps-his-cool and never-frantic Wants-no-men-from-the-Atlantic lord like me

Based on Chesney Hawkes' new single, Live Forever (2024). Official music video (with original lyrics in the description) Is there a short cut Right to Level 3? We might get caught but We'll set Hordriss free We got just one chance Gonna make it real And Stiletta beside says, "Here's Reveal" Now where's the door To Level 3? Let's turn this Reach Wand to the wall Let's dodge the fire they shoot in balls So here we go down the corridor We will Skip a level, skip a level, a level Skip a level, skip a level, a level Skip a level 'Book is for browsing' By Sidriss you see 'Stick is for dowsing' For Level 3 We got one last chance If we're not cursed And the dragon beside says, "Here, have BURST" Now where's the door To Level 3? Let's move this dowser up the screen Let's flee the miretrog, he eats teens And Level 2's just what might have been We will Skip a level, skip a level, a level Skip a level, skip a level, a level Skip a level, skip a level, a level...

Based on How Bizarre by OMC (1996). Official music video (with original lyrics as subtitles) Brother Strange is in the tunnel, to Richard Howse he says "I beg no proverbs from you in this dire, dire place" Later a red dragon threatens from behind Large head looming, there's no escape to find Treguard speaks words of warning, Majida just frets some more Dragon asks himself, "The only question ... cooked or raw?" Bhal-Shebah Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah Quest in action anew, Daniel picks up a spyglass A deadly pasty poser reveals a smile from the past Bhal and Shebah on the screen, red as red can be Lissard speaks "Lordness?" and is given the wordkey Bhal-Shebah Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah Ooh Treguard Cooked dungeoneers stay charred (and then that's their day marred) Every time some food is found And the life force pie goes round And it makes that dinging sound I miss the face Technomancer's stressed out and asks, "Do you understand?" Shebah does, Bhal doesn't, Bhal thinks Shebah's underhand Lord Fear's had enough of them, and gives them both the sack As guards, then speaks to Lissard about bribing Snapper-Jack Later, Smirkenorff we see. Same prop, different shade Thank you to Mark Cordory: the dragon head he made Bhal-Shebah got brainwashed, now he's Firestorm Wanna know the rest? Hey, find Linghorm Ooh Treguard You make the gameplay hard (and was Maldame scarred?) Every time some food is found And the life force pie goes round And it makes that dinging sound I miss the face...

Finally, to mix things up a bit... Demonic Room.PNG Stained Glass Window Monster.PNG Bomb and Pit.PNG [image: Bomb and Pit.PNG] [image: Stained Glass Window Monster.PNG] [image: Demonic Room.PNG]

About Series 2 Quest 5, which ended for the lack of a glove. Based on Love Shack by the B-52's (1989). With a nod to The Simpsons' parody Glove Slap. Video; Original lyrics If the year is '88 inside Treguard's abode, he says "Fifth team died through a glove lack!" Glove lack yeah We're heading down into Mildread's wellway Looking for a tum getaway Friday'd be a much better day I got to Olgarth, after I spun the wheel And we headed off out with the bats' wings I got past the chessboard, I could be a winner I'll hurry up and grab my chicken dinner The glove lack in a Level Two place means We will play forever Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby) Glove lack, baby glove lack Glove lack, baby glove lack Veiled face (woo!), listen for clues A glove, scroll and a so-o-oap block Well she said not soap in the riddle of her speech But the soap we don't lack and there's no turning back Met a faded Merlin Met the Automatum Met the catacombite Met the face of Mogdred The glove lack in a Level Two place means We will play forever Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby) Glove lack, no turning back Glove lack, no turning back Now we're reminiscing, Level One we're missing Met Mildread and Gretel which is hardly a coven The wheel was spinning, the dungeon rooms were moving Around and around and around and around If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby Needed a glove for the catacombite If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby Thought it would attack Thought it would attack Mogdred says hi and he's as big as he's pale And he will make you all quail I got me a scroll, was told not to read it I wonder exactly why I need it The glove lack in a Level Two place means We will play forever Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby) Glove lack, baby glove lack Glove lack, baby glove lack (oh baby no turning back) Welcome to one of my playpens Not an actual playpen Tony Welcome to one of my playpens Play forever Playpen! There's no doors Tony Playpen! There's no doors Playpen! There's no doors Tony Playpen You're what? Dismissed (Ooh) nasty! Glove lack, baby glove lack...

Granitas having the first crack of the wall monsters seems mysteriously (in) appropriate somehow Ohhhh, how could you? Lol.

You're welcome to post my prop picks on the main site if you wish. The photos aren't exactly arty, more just a means to an end but I'd be glad to contribute.

I've got an etsy acquaintance working on a Season 7 Arkenstone. I'll let you know how it goes and post a link to his shop when the time comes. N.B. I know that I haven't been a very active member of th3 community but I always feel welcome here and will endeavour to contribute more often. Otherwise a really good user name is just going to waste lol.

It's chrysalis from earlier in the thread. I have since read a lot of the episode and backstage stuff on the site, and now I know the life graphics were edited in after the show was filmed, I will change my view on what I said earlier, I now just consider it poor editing rather than necessarily a harsh death. Also agree all the winners were generally helped in some way, although they usually needed to be reasonably good at the challenge to get on the winning path. Still remain fascinated by this show, even many years later with all the new tech we have.

Hello Quester! Welcome along. Admittedly I don't visit here as much as I used to but still lurk now and again. I see you have just started on series 6. Series 6 is my favourite and I can still easily watch it today. It also brings back memories of when I was 11 at the time and had great times. Enjoy series 6!

Grimwold the ogre sings about his determination to keep doing what he does. Based on Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan (2020). Official audio I heard they wanted me to slay 'Cause before we had the Automatum, but he didn't stay So I moved into this special place Where boys and girls can go on quests with a flaking face I'm having wicked dreams Of chasing dungeon teams And biting heads off hounds I swear they're taunting me Won't make the maiden proud It's gonna cause a scene She hears an ogre growl I know she's gonna scream "Oh, why can't you shun All the young dungeoneers Up here on Level One?" Oh Melly I'm just having fun As I rage for my meals It's where I belong Here with my Big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club I'm up in the Great Corridor Simon's in a hurry and he's headed for the door He might have escaped into the Vale I switch between shorts and trousers but I cannot fail I thank my wicked dreams Of chasing dungeon teams Oh no an angry elf So rude, I have to flee Won't make the missus proud It's gonna cause a scene She'll see me sloping home I know she's gonna scream "Oi, what 'ave you done? You're a bleedin' great lump Where the 'ell is your club?" Oh darling My time isn't done I need three quests to heal Then I'll be along, back with my Big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club I think that Kelly's in a bind There's no way off Level One I menace from behind So Mr. Grimwold wins the day And I can hear a wifely drawl a dungeon room away, saying "Oh Grimmy, well done Rub my big phony nose As you brandish your club" Oh darling This time it was fun And I'm setting the scene For Fatilla the Hun, here with my Big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club I'm gonna keep advancing I'm gonna keep advancing

Sorry to read this: the first couple of series have special memories for those of us for whom it was our first introduction in our childhood.

Very sorry to read this. It's not much comfort, but due to its nature Knightmare itself could potentially be recreated in many alternative studios around the UK.

What a lovely post, Requiem! It sounds like you both enjoyed catching up after all this time. Thanks for sharing how it went.

Having finally lost my patience with KiwiIRC, I've changed the widget for Knightmare chat to a locally hosted version. It should, therefore, be less prone to going down. You can access it at: https://www.knightmare.com:9000/ Obviously, the preferred method of access remains a proper IRC client.

You see '37 years ago' and it halts you in your tracks. It's wild that can be possible. Thinking back to those times; seeing the community that still survives all this time later, and learning that all those special memories of care-free childhood, glued to the TV watching the latest Dungeoneer taking on the dungeon; and you realise all those memories aren't just your own. Many, many others up and down the country have the same memories. Cheers to Knightmare; to Tim, Hugo and indeed every single person involved in the show, in front of and behind the camera. I said to Hugo today when I met him at Fan X Live that Knightmare is one of a kind. There was nothing else like it at the time, and there's been nothing quite like it since, either.

I have 2 of Ron's Knight statues for sale on ebay. To be clear, these are not the ones for the TV series, but were made by Ron at an earlier point. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267015757424?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=7OXwfu5SS92&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=7OXwfu5SS92&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267015759865?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=7OXwfu5SS92&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=7OXwfu5SS92&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

From the point of view of the Series 2 Quest 4 advisors, a parody of Set You Free by N-Trance (1993). Official video On Knightmare When we meet a maiden 'Queen of Hearts' she quotes wrongly And she's trapped on a lower level Only Mark can collect up FREE When we quake at Mogdred And the SUN shines patchily And we're near to unlocking Gretel Only Mark can collect up FREE Collect up FREE (x4) On Knightmare When we trust each other To the end of Level 3 Want our knight to get four letters Only Mark can collect up FREE Collect up FREE (x4) O-o-o-on Knightmare, on Knightmare On Knightmare, on Knightmare...

This is my 252nd consecutive month of posting on this forum. To expand on something I posted in my 2nd month – A Dungeoneer has died. Treguard is about to send the Team on its way, when a squad of cheerleaders (including Mellisandre, Gretel, Elita and Velda) cartwheel in and begin to chant: 'Oh dear you have lost the quest Time to go back to Skegness Gimme a D! ... – here's a parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan (2023). Official music video (includes subtitles) Dungeon's where are you are, questing with conviction Helmet on your head in a realm of fiction I don't write the quests but I make up ditties Maybe shame you too if your end's not pretty It's the challenge so few beat And then post-mortems fall to me I use a tried and tested oratory When I'm sending a team off, sending a team off D-I-S-M-I-S-S Seven letters to express That your end's a fatal mess Didn't quite achieve success D-I-S-M-I-S-S Makes the Dungeon four folk less Spells out your unhappiness D-I-S-M-I-S-S D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest Well life force went to red and there'll be no healing Eyeballs rolled away, skin is long past peeling Sprites of energy don't do healthy fasting Nothing more for you except my spellcasting And in the Dungeon of Deceit The cul-de-sac's a one-way street No win for most of the sixty-nine teams And then I magic them outside, magic them outside D-I-S-M-I-S-S Seven letters to express That your end's a fatal mess Didn't quite achieve success D-I-S-M-I-S-S Makes the Dungeon four folk less Spells out your unhappiness D-I-S-M-I-S-S D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest Maybe you fell off a causeway In a pit or an abyss Maybe it was blunt force trauma Time is up, now for DISMISS Maybe it was the Medusa Or a blocker if you're Chris Either way your quest is scuppered Series 6: no more DISMISS D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest D-I-S-M-I-S-S Off you go, you lost the quest Ooh, I miss DISMISS Shall we bring it back for Geek Week? Wait, I have to say the word? After I spelled it? What's that about?

Treguard: "And you have three friends? I hope so." Barry: "Yes. Er, Simon, Derek, Daniel." [The advisors appear] Treguard: "Ah yes. And these friends, they have names?" Yep. The names Barry just used to summon them. This can only have fuelled Barry's determination to be listened to, come what may.