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    Drassil
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    There once was a key called Casper

    Who suffered from terrible asthma

    Aware of this, Merlin

    Soon began hurling

    Forth BREATHE spells to break the miasma.

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Back of the net Drassil!

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        Thanatos
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        The queen of the witches, named Greystagg,

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          Snowcat
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          Took umbrage at Fear calling her an 'Old Hag'....

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            darkDescender
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            she pulled out a gun...

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              Drassil
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              But Fear cried, "I'm your son!"

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                Mashibinbin
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                but she fired anyway for a gag!

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                  Billy
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                  Whilst Treguard was watching Fun House

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #126

                    Majida was mauled by a mouse

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                      Thanatos
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                      Said the mouse, "My name's Pat,

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                        dontyoulikemypie
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                        Treguard cried "fancy that!"

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                          Thanatos
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                          "But your mullet's attracted a louse."

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            That petulant madam named Malice

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                              HarveyTowers
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                              Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

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                                Thanatos
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                                Having spotted her foe

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                                  dontyoulikemypie
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                                  She attacked with a hoe

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                                    Drassil
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                                    That petulant madam named Malice

                                    Intervened in a quest for the Chalice

                                    Having spotted her foe

                                    She attacked with a hoe

                                    Then returned it to Aesandre's palace.

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                                      Snowcat
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                                      (And Again!)

                                      If sand to your Right is a worry...

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                                        sodoto
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                                        Sidestep left in a bit of a hurry

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          Don't stray from the path

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