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    #11

    saying your a fan of Knightmare probably wouldn't work as a pick up a line, but I'll give it a go...........

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    • Debz_gD
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      Debz_g
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      Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!

        LOL Debz. Indeed.

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        • JamesAJ
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          JamesA
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          Nobby Norris, no disresepect mate, but sounds resoundingly similar to that bloke off Coronation Street!

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          • Debz_gD
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            Debz_g
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            Mwahahahahaha! Oh dear  ;D

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              And, strangely, the guy off Coronation Street is also someone that everyone wishes would just be quiet. The similarities are endless.

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              • JamesAJ
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                JamesA
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                #17

                Can we stop insulting the poor guy now?

                We're one big family here  😎

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                  Emii
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                  You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

                  Have you got the horn yet?

                  You, me, Place of Choice, now.

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

                    Oh dear.

                    I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

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                    • JamesAJ
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                      JamesA
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                      Oh dear.

                      I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

                      gulp  😮

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        gulp  😮

                        I know. I told myself I'd stop reading this thread. But somehow, I always end up here. sigh

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                        • JamesAJ
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                          JamesA
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                          You're not the only one  😉

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                            Jasonic
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                            Series 5 : episode 8

                            Lord Fear to Aesandre (during spy glass scene)

                            "I will of course express my appreciation in the usual manner"  😉

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                              Emii
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                              Ulp. Run that by me again...actually no don't hasty wooooah no thank you...

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