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A great Knightmare joke...

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    Fidjit
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    #233

    Tell you what... Just listening to Elita gives me face ache...  🙂

    Elita's mouth is so big you can drive a haycart into it, do a three point turn, and still be in time for tea...  ;D

    I wonder where I got that from ? ? ?  

    Just a couple of days ago!

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    • JamesAJ
      JamesAJ
      JamesA
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      #234

      Hi

      In response to previous threads, what I thought best to do is start a new topic for Knightmare-related jokes, so put your funny stuff here, and when compiling an official jokes section, it will make life a lot easier for all of us!!!!!  ;D

      Let's get cracking (no pun intended there  😉 )

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        Fidjit
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        #235

        Let's get cracking (no pun intended there  😉 )

        Yeah!  😉

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        • JamesAJ
          JamesAJ
          JamesA
          wrote on last edited by
          #236

          Old favourite:

          What do you call a Chinaman who's just burnt himself?

          Aaaaaaaaagh Wok!

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          • JamesAJ
            JamesAJ
            JamesA
            wrote on last edited by
            #237

            Elita's mouth is so big yet if the Aussies used that for a goal they still wouldn't be able to beat our Rugby World Cup winning side  ;D

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              FrightKnight
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              #238

              Heh heh  ;D

              The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...

              Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.

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                Guest
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                #239

                Elita's mouth is so big that calling it small would be the most sarcastic statement ever picked up on a sarcasm detector  ;D

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  #240

                  Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!

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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
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                    #241

                    Elita's mouth is so big that its apparently housing a million "little Scaramongers" (since JS never exactly mentioned how many little Scaramongers he had)  😉

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                    • JamesAJ
                      JamesAJ
                      JamesA
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                      #242

                      Why did Tottenham Hotspur perish in the dungeon?

                      Because they tried to win the cup.

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                        Emii
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                        #243

                        Q. What's more fun than swinging Lissard round your head on a clothes line?

                        A. Stopping him with a shovel.

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                          Emii
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                          #244

                          Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?

                          A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.

                          •  *  *  *  *  

                          Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

                          A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

                          •  *  *  *  *  

                          Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?

                          A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.

                          •  *  *  *  *  

                          Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?

                          A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.

                          •  *  *  *  *  

                          Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                          A. Cos he was dead.

                          Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                          A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.

                          Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                          A. He thought it was a game.

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                          • SkarkillS
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                            Skarkill
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                            #245

                            Whats The difference Between Skarkill & Fidjit?

                            One Unlocks Locks

                            The Other Locks you in the Stocks.

                            (I Know Its Crap But Jokes are not my strong Point.)

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              #246

                              That makes two of us so don't worry!

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                              • JamesAJ
                                JamesAJ
                                JamesA
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #247

                                How hard can an Atlantean punch?

                                Lissard.

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  #248

                                  What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                                  Sleep somewhere else!

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    #249

                                    Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

                                    Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

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                                    • SkarkillS
                                      SkarkillS
                                      Skarkill
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #250

                                      What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                                      Sleep somewhere else!

                                      Sigh

                                      "I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

                                      "Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

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                                        Guest
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                                        #251

                                        Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          #252

                                          No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

                                          KER-CHING!

                                          Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

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