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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
    wrote on last edited by
    #254

    Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

    BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

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      MoanaLiza
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      #255

      Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses

      Anyway back to the topic...

      Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?

      A. For possessing a speed spell.

      Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services

      A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.

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      • JamesAJ
        JamesAJ
        JamesA
        wrote on last edited by
        #256

        (that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

        How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?

        None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!

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          Fidjit
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          #257

          Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant

          Congrats to you Sir!  😉

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          • JamesAJ
            JamesAJ
            JamesA
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            #258

            Not long to go now....  ;D

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              Fidjit
              wrote on last edited by
              #259

              Four...

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              • JamesAJ
                JamesAJ
                JamesA
                wrote on last edited by
                #260

                I've done it!  ;D

                I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting!  😎

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                  Fidjit
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #261

                  Phew took your time!  ;D

                  Well done Zagor!!!

                  Hopefully I can be the 8th  😉

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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #262

                    I'm sure you will - don't think the goblin master can catch up in time....

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                      Fidjit
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #263

                      Didn't know he was that close!

                      I can mock him about something can't I?  ;D  😉

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #264

                        "Not If You Value Your Life Jester."

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                          Thanatos
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #265

                          What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?  

                           

                          An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #266

                            Knice one Thanatos?

                            (you still in contact with Marby?)

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #267

                              What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?

                              A skullcap.

                              I'm curious - are you implying that there are non-Jewish synagogues?  😉 (Also, if the Catacombite is female, she wouldn't need to wear one - but how would you tell?)

                              What will Grimwold do when he catches a cavern elf?

                              Elita.

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #268

                                What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?

                                The Wars Of The Noses.

                                Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?

                                Because he can't read.

                                What's Atlantis' most popular football team?

                                *Drazil. *(Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)

                                What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?

                                They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)

                                Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?

                                Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.

                                Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?

                                The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #269

                                  Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

                                  A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

                                  Actually, wouldn't he/she be green? Or by blue, do you mean unhappy? [Looks confused]

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                                    Guest
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                                    #270

                                    I think it means blue as in feeling blue.

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                                    • JamesAJ
                                      JamesAJ
                                      JamesA
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #271

                                      Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

                                      IRONSide.

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #272

                                        Ouch! I have a feeling some of these jokes are violating copyright of Christmas Cracker manufacturers.

                                        Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

                                        Those are the usual side-effects, Mr Gumboil.

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                                        • SkarkillS
                                          SkarkillS
                                          Skarkill
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #273

                                          Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

                                          IRONSide.

                                          Funnily enough Ironside is my favirot TV Detective along with Cloumbo.

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