Warning signs!

[MoanaLiza]

I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:

Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".

That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?

[Emii]

In the Block and Tackle:

"NO RIGHT TURN...

...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"

[HStorm]

"WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.

[Drassil]

Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1065601845

In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:

'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'

Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:

'Under investigation by Watchdog.'

By the Dunswater:

'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'

[Snowwiewolf]

Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

In the room of the wyrms:

Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door

[Skarkill]

In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.

"DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."

[HStorm]

"A Warm Welcome To Winteria"

[Skarkill]

A Certain Elf should have  a sign round her neck saying.

"WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."

A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.

"DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."

[HStorm]

A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."

[Skarkill]

HAHAHAH.

"How would you like to get locked in a cell with Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key."

I think some people would say that its a pity this sign wasn't about in S7

"WARRNING DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SANITY."

[HStorm]

Blimey, you know how to threaten people, Skarks!

AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, LEAVE MAJIDA ALONE!!!!!

Cries

[Skarkill]

I Real am a Sadist ani't I  ;D.

Here's another one.

"WARRNING EXTREMLY POOR SPANISH ACCENT PRESENT."

[Skarkill]

OR

"CAUTION EXPOSER TO THIS GENIE CAN SERRIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SANITY."

[HStorm]

"WARNING: TELLING ANTI-MAJIDA JOKES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR TEETH"

Thumps Skarkill's mouth.

I told you, I lose all sense of humour when people snark Majida!!!!

[Snowwiewolf]

Hey! Its my job to hurt people! Throws Skarkky at a wall

"That better"

[HStorm]

Thanks Snowwie!  Hugs

"Slippery When Wet" on the door of the Miretrog's pen.

[Snowwiewolf]

A sword flies past Hstorm

"Didint I warn you about hugswhen Timonthy is around?"

[Skarkill]

"WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

Guess you thats for.

[Snowwiewolf]

Two swords fly past Skarkills face each an inch away

"Dont mess with mister T"  ;D

[HStorm]

"WARNING:  SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS MAY CAUSE SINGEING SENSATION" on the wall of a bomb chamber.