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    Snowwiewolf
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    #26

    Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

    In the room of the wyrms:

    Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.

      "DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #28

        "A Warm Welcome To Winteria"

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          #29

          A Certain Elf should have  a sign round her neck saying.

          "WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."

          A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.

          "DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #30

            A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              #31

              HAHAHAH.

              "How would you like to get locked in a cell with Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key."

              I think some people would say that its a pity this sign wasn't about in S7

              "WARRNING DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SANITY."

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #32

                Blimey, you know how to threaten people, Skarks!

                AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, LEAVE MAJIDA ALONE!!!!!

                Cries

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
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                  #33

                  I Real am a Sadist ani't I  ;D.

                  Here's another one.

                  "WARRNING EXTREMLY POOR SPANISH ACCENT PRESENT."

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    #34

                    OR

                    "CAUTION EXPOSER TO THIS GENIE CAN SERRIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SANITY."

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #35

                      "WARNING: TELLING ANTI-MAJIDA JOKES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR TEETH"

                      Thumps Skarkill's mouth.

                      I told you, I lose all sense of humour when people snark Majida!!!!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        #36

                        Hey! Its my job to hurt people! Throws Skarkky at a wall

                        "That better"

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          #37

                          Thanks Snowwie!  Hugs

                          "Slippery When Wet" on the door of the Miretrog's pen.

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            A sword flies past Hstorm

                            "Didint I warn you about hugswhen Timonthy is around?"

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
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                              #39

                              "WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

                              Guess you thats for.

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                #40

                                Two swords fly past Skarkills face each an inch away

                                "Dont mess with mister T"  ;D

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                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  #41

                                  "WARNING:  SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS MAY CAUSE SINGEING SENSATION" on the wall of a bomb chamber.

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                                  • SkarkillS
                                    SkarkillS
                                    Skarkill
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                                    In S2-4 Lower Levels.

                                    "WARNNING: QUAIL ON THE LOOSE."

                                    In S1-4 Levels 2-3.

                                    "WARNNING: TIME WASTEING, FORGETFUL, CHRISTMASS OBSESSED OLD FOOL ABOUT."

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      #43

                                      "WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

                                      Guess you thats for.

                                      Awww, you horrible person!  🙂

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                                      • SkarkillS
                                        SkarkillS
                                        Skarkill
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #44

                                        Awww, you horrible person!  🙂

                                        Yer ain't I.

                                        Outside the Crazed Heifer

                                        "WARNING HEALTH HAZZARD: EXPOSER TO THE COMEDY INSIDE COULD DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          #45

                                          Level 2 Clue Room: Series 2

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