Warning signs!

HStorm

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.

Drassil

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

Next to Causeways:

'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:

'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

Stand up here, next to the cart
Get your leg over
Bosh! You're in.
Get ready for the ride of your life
Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

Fidjit

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"

Fidjit

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

Skarkill

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

MPK

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Skarkill

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

LordF

A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

FrightKnight

Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall

"Beware of Dungeon-Master"

"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"

"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

MPK

On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

MoanaLiza

On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"

On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"

On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

Skarkill

Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.

"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."

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On helmet of justice

"This Way UP"

MoanaLiza

Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK

HStorm

[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"

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PLEASE REMEMBER: YOUR OWN NAME

for Merlin

Billy

Next to Dooris-

"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"

Next to Doorkis-

"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"

(You see the way this is going?)

Next to Dooreen:

"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"

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By Motley

WARNING AWFUL JOKES: EARPLUGS REQUIRED

Canadanne

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

Mystara

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

Genius. I am determined to put that latter one somewhere on the main site.

Thought required.